🎙️ This episode of Outtakes with Matt & Dan takes a wild turn when Matt casually drops a bomb mid-convo… he’s having another BABY?! 👶💥

But surprise parenthood is just the beginning. This episode dives headfirst into the messy, magical, and mildly traumatic world of childhood with unfiltered honesty and absurdist humor:

👉 Michael Scott’s hot take on baby charisma and presidential destiny

👉 What Rocky Balboa teaches us about childhood and getting hit by life

👉 We were lied to: George Washington ≠ God?!

👉 Flying fails with Superman capes (spoiler: rug burn is real)

👉 Nickelodeon slime, sarcasm, and childhood brainwashing

👉 Parenting regrets, generational trauma, and emotional inheritance

👉 Terrence Howard’s “new math” and remembering your own birth (???)

Whether you’re a dad, a kid at heart, or just confused by Terrence Howard—this one’s for you. Subscribe and join the weird ride through nostalgia, neuroses, and near-death umbrella jumps.

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