Welcome back to the cigar lounge where the drinks are stiff and the conversation’s looser than a Nevada brothel’s policy manual. In this explosive (and at times, wildly inappropriate) episode, the guys light up and let loose on everything from Trump’s retaliation bombing in Iran to Lamar Odom’s $17K weekend at the Bunny Ranch.

Also on the menu:

• The ever-growing alphabet of LGBTQIA+ identities (with a little help from ChatGPT)

• Rants on gender politics, pronouns, and straight pride

• A weirdly deep dive into intersex biology and space lasers

• Updates on Michael’s AI projects, building sales, and the fate of a local bar

• And yes—a mini-stroke in the parking lot, followed by golf

It’s political. It’s personal. It’s profane. It’s exactly what happens when you put three opinionated guys in a cigar cave with no script, no filter, and just enough bourbon to turn a conversation into chaos.

Recorded live, unedited, and unapologetic. Sponsored by The Cigar Cave and Steam Distillery – where the spirits are steampunk and the opinions are unfiltered.

Buckle up for one of the most chaotic and hilarious episodes yet as the guys gather in the cigar lounge for a no-holds-barred conversation. From a traumatic dentist visit and epic DMV fails to a rogue goat attack during a camping trip, no topic is off-limits. The crew also grapples with a mysterious beeping sound that refuses to go away—sparking everything from jokes about dying batteries to full-blown AI conspiracy theories. Bob makes a brief (and bizarre) appearance, and somehow the conversation devolves into bathroom etiquette, questionable drink ideas at Steam Distillery, and whether goats have souls. It’s raw, real, and ridiculously funny.

🔥 Topics include:

• Horrifying (and hilarious) medical experiences

• Driving test fails & DMV nightmares

• Animal attacks and camping chaos

• The Great Beeping Mystery

• Parenting rants & public bathroom protocol

• AI paranoia and sponsor shoutouts gone off the rails

🎙 Sponsored by Steam Distillery, the steampunk-themed distillery where your drink might just stare back at you—and The Cigar Cave, where this madness all goes down.

In this wild ride of an episode, the guys dive deep into Boatnik, Grants Pass' legendary riverfront festival, tracing its roots from the Gladiola Festival and BBQ bear burgers to today’s full-blown boat races and carnivals. Along the way, they roast everything from parade politics and golf drama to papal elections and Real ID madness.

Expect unfiltered stories, side-splitting rants, and a surprising dose of local history and nonprofit hustle. Whether it's dodging weird parade applicants, debating Pope-worthy candidates, or mocking old-school moonshiners, this episode blends cigar-lounge banter with real talk about growth, change, and giving back.

Recorded live in the Cigar Cave and fueled by Steam Distillery, this episode is packed with laughs, local love, and just the right amount of chaos. If you’ve ever wondered how a festival with a drinking problem turned into Oregon’s second-largest event, this one’s for you.

🎧 Tune in, light up, and enjoy the burn.
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