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HAPPY F***ING FREEDOM DAY! 🇺🇸🦅💥

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America the only way we know how—by discussing international conflict, dark hypotheticals, food rankings, Hogwarts houses, and of course, the possibility of sexually negotiating world peace.

We kick things off with:
🎶 A banger rendition of “I Ran” by A Flock of Seagulls
🇮🇷 A perfectly timed Facebook comment about Iran: “They bout to be called I shoulda RAN”
💣 And the real question: Would you commit unspeakable acts on Osama bin Laden on September 10th if it meant 9/11 never happened? Spoiler: Chris answers too quickly.

Then it gets patriotic:
🥩 Blind Ranking Fourth of July Foods (Hot dogs vs. Potato salad? There’s a correct answer.)
🏛️ Most ‘America’ Moment of Your Life—and no, it’s not just shooting fireworks off a boat shirtless.
🧙 Assigning U.S. States to Hogwarts Houses (Spoiler: Florida is definitely Slytherin.)
🌭 Regional 4th of July Traditions – Apparently some people eat tacos and call it freedom.

But wait, there’s freedom-fueled nonsense:
📈 David’s cholesterol is down, but Chris still won’t admit he has a girlfriend.
🧠 Try-Not-to-Laugh jokes that range from dark to career-ending.
🎩 The eerie Lincoln/JFK coincidences return to haunt us.
🌙 Chris dreams of leaving the podcast for ESPN—probably because we made him do a 4th of July Mad Lib.
🚗 “Drivers who creep forward at red lights—what dark timeline are you racing toward?”

And as always, we deliver the goods:
🧃 This Week’s Pour Choices: Tastes like freedom and poor decision-making.
🤖 A.I. videos that somehow keep racism alive, even in 4K.
🗽 AskReddit dives into a burning question – What’s the most American thing ever

So crack a beer, light something illegal, and declare war on your eardrums—because this is the most American episode we’ve ever made.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:04 – WAKA FLOCKA SEAGULLS
3:56 – I-SHOULDA-RAN
6:03 – WOULD YOU PREVENT 9/11?
7:24 – WHAT WAS THE MOST “AMERICA” MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE?
9:29 – HOW DO YOU MEASURE THE PRESSURE OF A SNEEZE?
12:47 – BLIND RANK 4TH OF JULY FOODS
15:45 – U.S STATES AS HOGWARTS HOUSES
21:54 – “UPSTATE” NEW YORK
22:52 – REGIONAL 4TH OF JULY DIFFERENCES
29:50 – JAPANESE INDEPENDENCE
33:15 – LIFE UPDATE
35:34 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH - JOKES
38:42 – THE ABE LINCOLN AND J.F.K. COINCEDENCE
42:53 – CHRIS’S DREAM
45:19 – I’M NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY
47:26 – I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE - A MAD LIB
51:03 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
52:30 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
53:38 – ASK REDDIT – DRIVERS WHO CREEP FORWARD AT A RED LIGHT, WHY?
57:12 – A.I. VIDEOS
58:38 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER?
1:01:42 – WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO “DECLARE WAR”?
1:04:05 – OUTRO

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