Mike and Dylan dive into some absolutely WILD listener submissions this week. From a boss's son who wore the same shirt for an entire week (with a mystery sticker on his back!) to a criminal mastermind who literally set himself on fire during a botched arson - this episode has it all.

But the most shocking story comes from an 18-year-old listener sharing her horrific first relationship experience. What started as innocent teenage romance turned into financial abuse, control, and worse. Her ex spent $2,000 meant for a car on BONGS instead, then had the audacity to call them "gifts."

Plus: Mike and Dylan brainstorm their dream B-horror movie featuring killer pig statues, debate why Lexington thinks it's the "BBQ Capital of the World" (spoiler: it's not), and solve the mystery of why your TV makes movies look like soap operas.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00:00 - Intro & Team Dylan vs Team Mike Drama

00:07:32 - Boss's Son Hygiene Horror Story

00:38:14 - Criminal Sets Himself on Fire Story

00:58:03 - Lexington BBQ Rant Begins

01:03:14 - SHOCKING Abusive Boyfriend Story

01:18:55 - Pig Monster Movie Pitch

01:24:30 - War of the Worlds Review Roast

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