Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne Podcast engage in a candid conversation about things they've stolen over the years. From pilfering glasses at events to grandmothers sneaking food out of buffets, no hilarious caper is left untold. Even an anonymous caller cops to stealing a church cross in their youth! With cheeky charm, the hosts reminisce about their thieving adventures and compare techniques. However did Nikki manage to sneak eight glasses out in her dress? Tune in to find out!

00:00 - Intro
02:30 - Stealing glasses from events
04:15 - Grandmother stealing baked goods and seafood
06:00 - Anonymous caller admits to stealing illuminated cross
07:30 - Story about stealing pub sign
09:45 - Stealing giant bowl of jellybeans from wedding

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat with fellow radio hosts about the viral story of a news anchor who didn't let labor stop her from delivering the morning news. They also discuss whether certain people's names seem fitting for their occupations and share some hilarious examples.

00:20 - News anchor Olivia goes into labor while delivering live morning broadcast
01:40 - Hosts discuss their own labor experiences
03:15 - The phenomenon of people's names matching their jobs
04:55 - Callers share examples of funny job-fitting names

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne discuss Miley Cyrus' new visual album release and the pros/cons of touring. They also chat about regrettable tattoos, with one host anonymously admitting to an embarrassing tramp stamp. The highlight is when Lutzie reveals how he cleverly avoided attending a denominational chapel service at his son's Anglican school.

2:30 - The hosts debate whether musicians make more money from touring or endorsements.

5:15 - Nikki shares the story of a co-worker who got a scorpion tattoo instead of a Buddhist mantra tramp stamp.

8:00 - Alicia describes her baffling full leg tattoo of a sword-wielding woman/dragon she drunkenly got at a shop called "Shaky Bill's."

12:30 - Lutzie explains how he got out of taking his son to the school's required chapel service that evening.

15:00 - A hilarious discussion about the differences between Catholic and Anglican traditions.

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Nikki details her harrowing experience searching for her dog Whiskey who escaped through an open gate. Her attempts to whistle and call for Whiskey draw strange looks from neighbours. Just when she thinks Whiskey is gone for good, Nikki spots her down the street. Relieved to have Whiskey back home safely, Nikki realizes she needs to teach her son Teddy a lesson for taking Whiskey's collar off in the first place.

2:30 - Nikki opens the gate and lets Whiskey wander around the canal
5:10 - Nikki's partner Jeremy realizes Whiskey is missing
7:00 - The search for Whiskey begins around the neighborhood
8:45 - Nikki asks construction workers she previously yelled at for help finding Whiskey
10:30 - Nikki spots Whiskey running into a stranger's house and retrieves her
12:00 - Nikki decides to teach Teddy a lesson by pretending Whiskey is lost

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss the unique terminology used in various professions, from medicine to construction. Callers share examples like "rack out" in the army, "ducks on the pond" in construction, and "curtain" in law enforcement. The hosts try to guess the meanings, often humorously missing the mark at first. They cover how insider language builds camaraderie but also excludes outsiders. Listen in for a fascinating look behind the curtain at how different industries operate.

00:45 - Ash accuses Nikki of making up financial industry lingo
02:30 - Caller Luke explains construction terms like "slab"
04:15 - Army caller Dan shares military jargon like "rack out"
05:30 - Kim from construction gives the phrase "ducks on the pond"

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne dive into the funniest stories from their listeners about weddings, funerals, and proposals that took some unexpected turns. From a mix-up with a casket at a funeral that sent pallbearers tumbling to an adorable niece stating the obvious about grandma’s eternal sleep, you’ll be in stitches hearing these laugh-out-loud tales. The hosts also share their own hilarious engagement stories - involving a romantic beach stroll gone wrong and a bungled moment with a sparkler sign.

Timestamps:
2:34 - Pallbearers tumble into grave with casket
5:16 - Baby’s noisy number two at solemn funeral
8:45 - Bride unhappy about surprise wedding proposal
13:24 - Anna’s chaotic restaurant proposal
16:12 - Mark’s fiery marriage proposal

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Have you ever wondered why Australians don't steal petrol? Ash, Luttsy & Nikki chat with an American who is shocked that Australians can fill up their car with gas first and pay later. The idea of trusting people not to drive off is totally foreign to him! Tune in as the hosts share their own embarrassing stories of forgetting to pay for petrol, and why stealing gas can quickly ruin your social life in a small town.

2:30 - American tourist discovers 'honour system' at Aussie gas station
5:10 - Ash confesses to accidentally driving off without paying for petrol
7:45 - Nikki recalls a time she couldn't pay for gas as a broke teenager
10:20 - The social politics of stealing petrol from your 'local' gas station
12:30 - Hilarious consequences of late video rental fees back in the day

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Ash and Nikki discuss the popular haircut trend among teenage boys right now that they've dubbed the "Benson Boonehead" or "Ol' Packer." They describe the style as having lots of volume on top with tight faded sides, looking similar to a mullet or shag. They joke about how it seems like every boy at private school is rocking this look to get around strict haircut policies. Ash and Nikki poll parents, teens and a barber to try to get the definitive name for this style, landing on "modern mullet" or "burst fade." They compare it to other popular cuts like the taper and talk about how TikTok is influencing what teens are asking for at the barber shop these days.

00:45 - Ash and Nikki describe noticing the trend of "Benson Boonehead" haircuts on teenage boys recently
02:30 - They explain how the style seems to be a way for private school boys to get around strict hair length rules
04:15 - Poll parents and teens on what the official name is for this haircut trend
05:30 - A teen reveals "modern mullet" is what kids are calling it
06:00 - A barber explains "blowout taper" and "burst fade" are also used names
07:15 - The barber describes how teens bring in TikTok inspiration photos
08:00 - Differences between the styles like mullet versus short back and sides
09:30 - Ash and Nikki recap landing on "modern mullet" as the key name

Listen to the full episode for all the details on this funny investigation into teen boy haircut trends!

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