Jordan goes a solo mission to crap on Canada, tell us we need to be nicer to Alberta, and make us wonder how we can turn off the power to his house. Jordan also tries writing fan-fiction about the treason-yam. Dedicated to the memory of Pat’s friend Dave. Be at peace.

Jordan sits down with the Food Babe herself Vani Hari. Grifting, crossed signals and dumbassery ensue. Alyssa puts St Patrick’s Day on notice, and Pat tries not to die of the cold he caught at a Grinning Barretts show.

Today Jordan sits down with Simone Gold. Dr, Lawyer, accidental treason doer, hydroxychloroquine evangelist. Alyssa’s Spidey senses go into overdrive

Today we finish the 12th rule and celebrate with drum breaks, book tossing, hot cocoa, the Hard Rock Cafe, and naming the 51st state. Jordan sits down with a guy dressed like the Q Shaman…..

Return Of The Speed Run!!!! Pat and Alyssa tackle rules 10 & 11. Then they come to a decision where there is no correct answer. Record choices are discussed, and an axe grinding has been pays Jordan a visit.

Pat & Alyssa blitz their way thru 2 rules, because when you’re going thru something dumb & awful, go faster. Alyssa breaks her pen, and Jordan sits down with an idiot.

In this episode we return to the worst daddy/daughter day in recorded history. Pat tries to tell a joke, Alyssa corrects Biftek Barbie’s memory, and we spend 90 min we can’t get back.

Happy New Year from Chaos Dragg’n! In today’s episode we beat the shit out of our emotional wellbeing with a marathon trek thru rule 7 and Jordan airing grievances & putting on the hard sell. This one was tough. Show Notes: https://financialpost.com/wealth/smart-money/canadian-households-worth-more-than-1-million-average