What would we do with $11.1 Billion. Probably make some boring choices, but we'd be happier than the rich are today. We go deep on some billionaire issues, the American Dream, low cost burial and the 1976 Bandit Trans-Am.

For episode 170, we talk about our kids. What a relief when we're gone and they can hire an estate sale company to sell all our shit! We talk about religion, but not politics, so you get a break this week!

More religion and politics coming at you in an election cycle, and we din't even get to the fake ear injury this week. Get ready to vote people!

From a neighbor shooting movies in his yard to Japanese Exchange students to getting a massage at the mall. Is nothing Sacred? Don't forget to register to vote.

Our AI generated synopsis says: In this episode, the group reflects on their latest social outings and debates the new AI tool designed to summarize discussions. They dive into intriguing topics such as the consequences of being a Secret Service agent under Trump, a surge in campaign donations, the effects of processed foods, and the evolving role of AI in writing and the workforce. Evidently, AI is too polite to mention penises.

Some of us watched the RNC theatrical presentation and thought that it was a testament to how many public-facing politicians and newscasters were full-on Ozempic users and how these candidates are really old, but wouldn't it be better to vote for someone really old like a vampire?

What drives all the young influencers to our podcast? It's the wisdom we offer for free! Here is some more tasty life advice, so join us for another episode of The Cocktale Hour.

Summer is here and one change it brings is a serious reduction in weed usage. We've got a comedy club review and as always, ideas for how people can live a better life. Join us!