It's official: Jayster has a regret. His regret is digging for an English translation of the infamous Turkish Star Wars and having friends watch it with him.

Our final Spouse's Choice episode comes from Lacey, and this thing is WILD. An all star cast stars in Shakespeare's first tragedy that we think invented the prime time soap opera.

WE'RE BACK AND NOW IN STEREO! OOOOH we feel so in with it like the advent of dolby stereo in your local mall's movie theater! Which is where one could have seen The Pirate Movie back in 1983, but chose not to. Since then, it is a huge cult classic. How did we like it? Let's find out.

In 1980, an Easter set horror film about the second coming of Satan on Earth came...and went. This is a deep cut dive brought to us by one of our spouses.

Our motto is "These Films exist!", and boy howdy does this film exist.

We discuss Twilight New Moon...and Olivia Hussey's boobs.

For Black History Month, we shine a light on Rudy Ray Moore and have an absolute hell of a time doing so.

It happened: hell froze over. After years of saying they will never watch a single film in the franchise, Roy has begun their Twilight Saga journey. Hear the results.