My girlfriend took a poo in my shower

She did it across from me when I was on the toilet

How do I come back from this?

I went on three dates with a guy.

Now his Mam follows me on Insta and comments on all my posts

This is a bit too much, but I don't wanna be rude

We went to the beach and my girlfriend mortified me

She never shaved her arm pits and everyone was looking

Can I ask my girlfriend to shave her pits?

My boyfriend wants to get more visible tattoos

We have a family wedding soon and I don't want them on show

Can I ask him not to get them?

My boyfriend is a terrible singer

He thinks he's going to impress at work karaoke

How do I stop him making a flute of himself?

My girlfriend wants to go on a break for week.

It's because she's going on holidays with her friends.

I think this is stepping over the line, what should I say to her?

Niall and Sho talk 007!

You picked Insta captions.

And it's Sho vs Cillian on Beat The Intro

Catch up on Beat Breakfast here!

My husband is addicted to work and it's taking a toll on me!

Our son asked if he could have a "real daddy".

How do I bring this up with him?