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  • Episode 107 - A Very España Thanksgiving

    Episode 107 - A Very España Thanksgiving
    2023/12/04
    Tighten your turkey holes and prepare for some stuffing, it’s Thanksgiving at DTS! We’re shooting blanks and giving thanks for everything on our glorious flat earth in this “very special” episode of your favorite colonial crap-cast. Prepare yourself for a hearty helping of news, trailers, and giblets including Beetlejuice 2, a prequel to The Omen, and a very bad CGI Gator! Gorge your gullets on a timely and topical exploration of Eli Roth’s salacious slasher THANKSGIVING! Our final course is a preview of the Shudder exclusive WHEN EVIL LURKS, a film so españa we had to do a google search to figure out how to type it into this paragraph. Feliz día de acción de gracias, horror sluts!
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  • Episode 106 - Five (Erotic) Nights at McKamey Manor

    Episode 106 - Five (Erotic) Nights at McKamey Manor
    2023/11/14
    Ladies, Gentlemen, and Cold-Blue-Spread-Eagle-Husks, your favorite para-professional podcasters are back once again! Having recently celebrated the spooky season in the most magnificent of fashions, we’re ready to share our experiences (and infections) with you, the last of our loyal listeners. Consider yourselves the chosen few who will accompany us on our inevitable psychosexual space journey through the stars (and eventually become our only source of sustenance) as we drift aimlessly toward destiny in an effort to commune with the higher power we’ve been chasing ever since our families forced us to attend all those boring AA meetings. Also, we'll be talking about McKamey Manor, the Five Nights at Freddy's debacle, and new nocturnal releases from our hero Fede Alvarez. Get ready for our signature blend of news, trailers, and …you know how this works just listen to the episode.
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  • Episode 105 - Mid-Summer of Sixty-Nine

    Episode 105 - Mid-Summer of Sixty-Nine
    2023/10/03
    The ramblin’ boys of DTS reminisce about love, loss, and positions past as we bid a fairly fond farewell to what turned out to be an overall pretty mid summer. After an entirely gratuitous and unnecessary season-long sabbatical, we’re back in the habit (like a nun on the run) and ready to distract you from your monotonous yet potentially hazardous day jobs with our signature blend of whore-flavored horror humor! Remember: if you lose a finger because your favorite podcast hosts distracted you with dick jokes, your employer owes you compensation. Consider retaining one of us for legal representation, just don’t expect us to ever be in the same room again because we’re fighting. One of us is completely mid and the other has a sexual disease, so choose wisely. (You can find the phone number in your nearest bathroom stall) This episode we review “TALK TO ME”, a ghost movie so scary they had to make it in the outback. Welcome to Season 5!
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  • Episode 102 - Let's Get Ready to Humble -or- Cleanup On Aisle Sheik

    Episode 102 - Let's Get Ready to Humble -or- Cleanup On Aisle Sheik
    2023/06/27
    The incorrigible inebriates at DTS are confused to announce that we are now filming in front of a live studio audience! If you prefer your comedy situational, then we sure have something for you to sit through. Don’t worry, just turn your mind off and laugh when the person next to you does. Did you say you’re alone in a dark room with a drugpipe in one hand and a 64oz Mellow Yellow in the other? Then let us be your tour guides on this journey to prosperity. Remember kid, only shooting stars break the mold. Oh, and this episode’s feature review is the 1989 Scott Spiegel supermarket smashterpiece “INTRUDER”! It’s got Bruce Campbell and some Raimi’s involved, so you know this isn’t your grandma’s weekly trip to the local Food Lion. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and tape up your orifices just to be safe, because the INTRUDER is coming, and he’s hungry for fresh produce. That’s not a metaphor.
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  • Episode 101 - YLIMAF RUOY LLIK

    Episode 101 - YLIMAF RUOY LLIK
    2023/05/09
    After a mind-altering encounter with a somewhat sinister fish, the courageous pioneers at DTS have returned from a mysterious mountain getaway with a crazed look in their eye and a Lovecraftian tale of terror to tell! Tune in as we ramble and rave through news and trailers, and struggle to maintain our tenuous grip on sanity with reviews of two of the biggest releases of the season. First, we expore the nature of narcissistic night stalking (and the ravenous rantings of Nic “National Treasure” Cage) as we discuss Chris Mckay’s RENFIELD. Then its time for an unprecedented trip to the terror tower as deadites diversify their domiciles in our multi-level elevator accessed superstructure review of Lee Cronin’s EVIL DEAD: RISE. Will we succomb to the Walachian whims of a vituperative vampire? Will we somehow come to our senses and kick our undead adversaries out a fifth story window? This episode probably neglects to offer any real answers, but one thing is for sure…WE SAW THE FISH, AND IT DROVE US MAAAAAAD!!
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  • Episode 100 - Eat Frog Juice, Suck Monkey

    Episode 100 - Eat Frog Juice, Suck Monkey
    2023/04/08
    Your two favorite horror hosts courageously fight on through all manner of sickness and drug-fuelled dementia for the stunning conclusion of FELDMARCH! We’re drinking tea and filling our cavities with as many pills as we can handle (with the help of our favorite martial arts master), to bring you all the Corey Content you can cram into your crannies. If you love extreme sports as much as you love sucking on Corey, you’ll really want to dig your little fangs into our feature review of 2008’s “LOST BOYS 2: THE TRIBE”… it truly is the tribal tattoo of vampire movie sequels. The FELD must MARCH on!
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  • Episode 99 - The Comeback King of Klopchek Court

    Episode 99 - The Comeback King of Klopchek Court
    2023/03/21
    DTS is back after our most controversial (and successful!) last episode, and we’re ready to celebrate FELDMARCH! That’s right, it’s an entire month (give or take a few weeks) entirely devoted to the fabulous frog brother, the glorious goonie, the manic-moonwalker, the Jason-killer, and supposedly one of the fucking ninja turtles… our personal favorite Corey… it’s FELDMAN! But first we’re bringing you all the news, trailers, teasers, and tidbits you can handle! That’s why people listen to us right? RIGHT?! Our Feature Feldview is the 1989 Feldsterpiece “THE ‘BURBS”, starring Tom “Not-Corey” Hanks and Corey “Not-Haim” Feldman. If you thought the last episode was incredible (it was), get ready for a full on Feld-manic meltdown of suburban proportions!
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  • Episode 98 - The Diarrhea Daiquiri Bathwater Simulator (v1.6.9)

    Episode 98 - The Diarrhea Daiquiri Bathwater Simulator (v1.6.9)
    2023/03/14
    DTS is back and better than ever, baby! After a brief hiatus, your favorite horror podcast is poised to make it’s triumphant return. Get ready for a new era of terror, trivia, and titillation, because we have finally achieved our true ultimate form. And by that we mean that Greg is gone, and Micah has found a new alcoholic miscreant to help him drag his soggy ass through news, trailers, and…whatever. Get ready to hear a lot about 2022’s “TRASH JUICE”, including an interview with director/shiteater Doug Waugh (from Slashers podcast and B-Movie TV). (Note: In response to recent concerns about our signature brand of offensive humor, this episode has been edited from it’s original form. It took almost 100 episodes but we finally received threats. Luckily, Episode 98 v1.6.9 is now even better than before. Nothing can keep DTS down, not even terrorism!)
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