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Dom sets off on his tour around the US of A, with his trusty sidekick (and complete stranger) Fiona. After the first evening consisting primarily of 'ass juice', a visit to 'Hangover Heaven' is a necessity. Followed by a drive-thru wedding complete with a wigged up 'Emergency Elvis'. Not wigs! Dom has a thing about wigs.

Anyway, what if the bride and groom are related? Surely you can't get married if you already have a wife?! So many questions....

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How do you make the cows come home? You call them of course. Dom gets his cowboy on (leather chaps included) and attempts to order around Buttercup and friends on a proper Arizona Dude Ranch.

Trickier than expected, though Dom's Swiss yodelling roots and school days with Osama Bin Laden do come in handy.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb? Or at least just have a decent conversation? Dom visits Denver to partake in the mile-high city's favourite *legal* pastime.

Enter the hazy world of sativas, edibles, bud-tenders, and... canna-lube. Best served stoned.

Dom goes even higher up the mountains to Nederland, Colorado. The oblivious pop star of this tiny town is a Norwegian fella called Bredo. The twist? He's dead... well, kind of. He's cryogenically frozen....

Dom visits this weird old town to hear the tale of 'Frozen Dead Guy' and attend some suitably icy celebrations. He meets a steampunk mayor, a whorecat, and discovers he's a bit of a dab hand at frozen turkey bowling. Only in Nederland....

Who said gators don't like being sat on? Dom visits Colorado Gators Reptile Park to wrestle/nurse some scaly divas back to full health. They're big, they hiss, and one was in Dr. Dolittle 2. One also pins Dom up against a fence....

Lesson learned: Kim Kardashian does NOT like having cream put on her ass.

What American road trip would be complete without a cosmic pitstop? Dom visits Judy - a self-proclaimed ufologist who built her own watch tower in order to get a closer look. At a mighty height of four feet, it is certainly a sight to behold.

Then it's on to the Stanley Hotel - inspiration for Stephen King's The Shining and home to some alcoholic poltergeists.

Will the skeptic last 'til morn, or will he poo his pants when too many things go bump in the night?

Big Bad Dom thinks he can take on anything. But can he take on a bull? Dom meets bull riding champion Terry Don West and discovers bulls are kinda big. And dangerous. Then he meets flesh-eating bugs and takes a vacuum cleaner to a coyote skull.

Not so big and bad now, huh Dom?

What could be more fun than to simulate the experience of illegally crossing the Mexican border?

On the last stop of his 3-week odyssey, Dom gets shot at, covered in sewage, and tied up by drug lords. He also realises just how many men, women, and children have fallen on their desperate attempt to have a better life.

Not for the faint hearted.