Welcome counselors to Camp Carnage (name change pending!)

We hope you enjoyed your first day of orientation so feel free to grab a blanket and gather around the fire as Mike and Tim will be doing a very special Don't Open This Podcast to kick off your Summer! What better way to settle in before the campers arrive than with an Anatomy Of A Franchise on Friday The 13th!

Just some light housekeeping reminders: Make sure you're not wandering outside your bunks at night (or in the day), put back all bow & arrows after activities are finished, and always use the buddy system! If everyone follows the rules, I'm sure we'll all have a great time this year for the Summer Of Fear Part 1: Camp Blood Edition!

Hey there “Don’t Open This Podcast “ fans!

We hope you’re all enjoying the warm weather & unavoidable chaos! We’re currently hard at work putting together a fittingly epic return of our “Summer of Fear” series. In the meantime, we cooked up this creepy appetizer for your ears to enjoy! Mike & Tim present some timely terror news, share their thoughts on some enticing horror trailers, & cap it off with an in-depth (yet surprisingly spoiler free) review of a buzz-worthy fright flick that’s currently ripping its way through theaters - “Bring Her Back”!

So, kick back in your favorite lawn chair, pour up your drink of choice & prepare to be intrigued by DOTP: Episode 80!

You asked for it and we heard you!

Mike and Tim dust off their mining pans to go looking for those hidden gems tucked away just out of your reach. They'll be pulling up jewels for everyone; from killer literature to revenge-driven scientists to gooey buddy cop madness, this episode has it all!

So, strap on a helmet and help us dig in UNSUNG HORROR VOL 5 (A NEW BEGINNING)!

Greetings Kiddies!

This week, Mike & Tim have curated a spine-tingling selection of horror shows guaranteed to fill up every night of your week for months to come!Your devoted hosts present to you, commercial free, a plethora of TV Terror! From deranged serial killers & cursed kid shows to vampiric folk tales, unique anthologies, & a slew of Lovecraftian beasties run amok!

New or Old, Polished or Sleazy…. We cover it all in bloodcurdling detail because we want to believe… the TRUTH is out there! So heat up that TV Dinner & grab the clicker, Episode 78 : Tuned Up For Terror starts NOW!

Vampires are back on DOTP? That's right; you didn't stake this episode in the heart!

Mike and Tim continue creeping through crypts in search of every cinematic vampire worth a watch from parody films to exploitation, even into space! Then sit right down and settle in for something you'll really want to sing your fangs into with SINNERS!

We may be undead, but we keep our finger on the pulse here at DOTP with ESSENTIAL VAMPIRE CINEMA VOLUME 1 PART 2!

This week, Mike & Tim bid you all “GOOOOOD EEEEVENING!” as we lift the coffin lid on one of Horror Cinema’s most beloved night creatures ~ The Vampire! That’s right kiddies! From Transylvania to Tokyo, old world folklore to modern day masterpieces…. The boys leave no crypt undisturbed in their relentless quest to chronicle the very best ( & in some cases, the weirdest) ESSENTIAL VAMPIRE CINEMA!!So, don your favorite garlic-clove necklace & raise a goblet of freshly blessed holy water as we toast every fanged nobleman, bloodstained countess, and feral vampire mob we can possibly stake in 90 minutes of show time!EPISODE 76, ESSENTIAL VAMPIRE CINEMA Vol. 1 is SO BIG, that this is just the first half! Proving we’ve got too many bats in our belfry… the second half airs later THIS WEEK!

Greetings Horror Hounds! ! Mike & Tim have returned to serve up a diabolical feast that’s sure to please both our superstitious & skeptical listeners in equal measure! Episode 75: Cursed Objects!!Cursed indeed, only we aren’t talking black cats & walking under ladders, Oh No! This collection of 6 carnivorous curios are your one way ticket to murder, mayhem and in some cases… HELL itself!From Homicidal Mirrors & Demonic Toys to Possessed Laundry Machines, Unlucky Buttons & an Unstoppable Diet Plan that’s nothing short of nightmarish…. This episode is guaranteed to entertain the pants off you!So, proceed with caution, clutch your lucky rabbit's foot & cover up those mirrors!!! DON’T OPEN THIS PODCAST #75 just might put a CURSE on you!

Greetings, dear listeners!Mike and Tim return to bring you fear at 24 frames per second as Don't Open This Podcast delves into the world of animation! Prepare for a sampler of everything from short-lived robotic adventures and psychic behemoths to love letters to stop motion and brutal fantasy violence, and everything in between. So pencil some time in to check out Episode 74: DRAWN TO FEAR!