What happens when two chaotic weirdos look up things about Vampires on wikipedia? This weeks episode of Functional Chaos!!🤭

It’s another chaotic week without our Jadey Bean, but Kali and Dev are still trying to bring you an hour of escapism of random, laughable weirdness! Episode 74 is brought to you by the letter, V, and the group topic is vampires!!

Kali gives us a few true crime stories that are known for Vampire-ish things in one way of the other. There is a trigger warning that topics of blood, death, SA, misinformation, and cannibalism. We always want you to put yourself first and understand if you need to sit this episode out! We will be here next week for a new topic just as random.😅🤷‍♀️🖤

Dev brings stories of vampires from other cultures. Obviously, we know that wikipedia can not be 100% trusted and we pride ourselves of our transparency of how unserious our podcast is✨ and hope you enjoy where we take conversations, even if we sound dumb as a toad🖤🙃. We love to hear any corrections and do better research later because we do like to learn on our free time and can do better next time.

Have an incredible rest of your Chaotic Week Besties!✨

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Share Your Stories w/ Us:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform

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Thanks for Listening & Watching!

Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Welcome back to a new week of chaos!

BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’ time of a podcast!

It is a bit of a shorter episode but that doesn’t take away from the stories in Kali’s individual topic. Brought to you by the letter, U; she tells us a bunch of Uber stories off of our favorite forum site, Reddit! Some are hilarious, some are horrifying, got some short and long, and all others in between.

If you have any stories you wanna share about experiences with Uber/Lyft/Cab services and we’ll share yours, next time we talk about Uber Stories🤭🤷‍♀️! The link to share your stories is listed below! We wanna hear ‘em besties🖤!

Have an amazing chaotic week babes!✨

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Share Your Stories w/ Us:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform

Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com

Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

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TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu

Thanks for Listening & Watching!

Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

We Missed You! Did You Miss Us Chaotic Babes?!🤭✨

Life has been absolutely trying to show us who is boss lately causing us to have to take an unplanned 2 week break. But we are back this week with a whole new episode of your favorite brand of chaos!

We have to put a huge WARNING for anyone with misophonia, because this episode has some great/horrible mouth sounds and we understand if this one is not your vibe! BUT, know that we are trying some great, weird, and international treats! First we try a big snack box from Turkey! It has an assortment of sweet and salty snacks! The link for the box is down below.

Next we Try this week’s flavors of Crumbl Cookies. Unfortunately one of the treats from Crumbl could not be consumed by our favorite little Jadey Bean because it contains some pineapple juice and Jade is allergic. Along with that, Dev has never experienced those that are Crumbl Cookies! Join our adventure of weird faces and mouth sounds🙃👍

As always we love you Chaotic Weirdos & see you next week!🖤

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Snack Box Link: https://www.amazon.com/International-Ultimate-Assortment-Turkish-Universal/dp/B07X1BGLQK/ref=sr_1_7?crid=2HVD8ZQTLIFMR&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9jzCjK6Obl1eIRrvG_xsDcAPAPRQQasjZpcyxp9oxCRcadpZToMLl7Rt-meRXoyG14VYnOgJ0LDdPPLQCYJr7RbaoTHfYuUIGEu-at1L-RLk0NP-0xAQI6cUI_l1l0NTSLaC8baaZIU7sQhe_bkPhfJwHlcSuVvHz84xOgBf-bLcTSBWRNpAZoIgFBwTXMjl0FbBkxbihRjk2EbzFu8CLQ.CucdGERK5d3CE5AplqyVWzFn44UxhrVDRtRXM7cVXc8&dib_tag=se&keywords=turkey%2Bsnack%2Bbox&qid=1725219270&sprefix=turkey%2Bsnack%2Bbox%2Caps%2C248&sr=8-7&th=1

Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com

Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast

TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu

Thanks for Listening & Watching!

Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade