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What happens when grief, humor, and the stars align? After saying a heartfelt goodbye to my beloved co-host and mascot Kali, the journey through loss and healing began. From sharing rituals that bring comfort to balancing heartfelt moments with laughter about future pets, this episode is a mix of emotions. Join Vanessa as she recounts Kali's story and the unspoken bond that remains.

Shifting from personal stories to literary exploration, we dive into the dynamic world of Violet and Zayden. With mixed emotions about Violet's evolution and Zayden's toxic traits, we celebrate the intriguing side characters who steal the spotlight, like Taryn the dragon. Our passion for complex villains fuels the idea of a virtual book club, a gathering point for those who love to dissect well-crafted narratives and explore different perspectives.

In an exploration of cosmic wonders, the current astrological season's impact on life unfolds. With wit and wisdom, we explore the dynamic energy of Aquarius season and its potential for personal growth and public change. From the fascinating interplay between Venus, Neptune, and Jupiter to the introduction of tools like the Honeycomb Collective planner, this discussion is both enlightening and entertaining. As we navigate the evolving landscape of social media, there's a rallying cry for change, encouraging new ways to connect in a world that is constantly shifting.

Viva la Revolucion!

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The episode explores the themes of Capricorn season intertwined with Mercury and Mars retrogrades, highlighting the importance of introspection, escapism, and spiritual growth during this time. The hosts share personal anecdotes, a humorous story about a woman on a flight, and practical advice for starting and sustaining a spiritual business.

• Capricorn season's focus on public image and ambition
• The impact of Mercury and Mars retrogrades on communication and motivation
• Addressing addiction and escapism with Saturn in Pisces
• The 'Bare Bean' incident as a comedic exploration of substance use
• Tips for launching and managing a spiritual business
• Establishing boundaries with clients for professional integrity
• Tarot readings for various zodiac signs reflecting current astrological energies

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What if the secret to navigating life's chaos lies in the cards? In this episode of Half-Assed Witchery, join us as we weave through the intricate tapestry of political reflections, personal revelations, and spiritual insights. From the palpable tension of recent elections to the unexpected accuracy of astrological predictions, I'm sharing it all with my signature witchy humor. You'll hear about my personal health updates, the struggle against mobile game addiction, and the journey towards self-control, all while juggling tarot parties and small-town drama.

Prepare to embark on a thought-provoking exploration of tarot interpretations and their uncanny reflections on societal upheaval. Vanessa joins me to dissect the significance of the Ten of Cups, the Tower, and the Devil card, as we connect these symbols to the turbulent waves of the political landscape. Our conversation takes a poignant turn as we ponder the implications of the 4B movement and its stand against patriarchal norms, offering a glimpse into the potential shifts in societal structures. Tarot readings provide a rich narrative, foretelling a mass exodus, transformative labor markets, and the delicate dance of deception and intuition.

As we wrap up, discover what's on the horizon with astrological updates and upcoming events. Whether it's insights for zodiac signs or details about our book club and moon market, there's a wealth of information to keep you enchanted. Join us for a spirited session at the Spark Project Collective or connect from afar as we explore "The Four Agreements" in our next book club gathering. Embrace the intersection of astrology and real-world events, and let the magic unfold with Half-Assed Witchery. Hug your loved ones, pet a dog, and get ready for a journey that blends humor, introspection, and the transformative power of tarot.

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Ever wondered if Scorpios need more than a whisper to unwind? We kick off this witty episode with a playful jab at ASMR, speculating on whether Valium might be more up a Scorpio's alley. Micah and Vanessa share personal tales of grappling with addictive phone games and the comedic chaos of parenting, all framed by the mysterious traits of Scorpio season. With laughing fits and a healthy dose of skepticism, we promise to keep you entertained as we navigate the intense emotional waters of this astrological time.

Our journey doesn't stop at stardust; we also explore the captivating world of crystals and charms. From exquisite Moldavite earrings to the calming vibes of Veracruz amethyst, discover how these gems become our allies in the face of life's pressures. We'll share quirky anecdotes about using herbs like rosemary and basil—not just for cooking, but as magical tools akin to adobo seasoning in witchcraft. Whether you're a skeptic or a crystal enthusiast, these tales of mystical synergy are sure to enchant.

As we wrap up our cosmic exploration, we dive into the intricacies of relationship communication with a twist of tarot. From the balancing act of the Two of Pentacles to the transformative power of Scorpio's energy, unlock insights tailored to your zodiac sign. We journey through the astrological landscape, providing guidance and a glimpse of what's to come as we transition into Sagittarius season. Plus, get the scoop on how to connect with us on social media—don't miss out on joining our vibrant community and sharing your own Scorpio season stories!

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Ever wondered why Libras are often seen as charming but indecisive? Join us as we explore the complexities of Libra season with humor and candor. Vanessa shares her unique perspective on how avoiding dating Libras might have altered her love life, while we recount personal stories of Libra friends and family members that reveal their multifaceted nature. From a passive yet volatile Libra brother to a charismatic cousin, we navigate the stereotypes and traits that make Libras both captivating and frustrating.

Our journey continues with a humorous tale of a flirtatious Libra at Ruby Tuesday and the trials of Virgo season, including a sick pet and a theft incident. Despite these challenges, we celebrate the successes of our astrology and tarot business, highlighting the joy found in small triumphs. Listen in for candid reflections on life's ups and downs, offering a relatable and entertaining glimpse into our daily experiences.

As we gear up for the spooky season, excitement builds for Halloween decorations and a special candle magic episode. Vanessa dives into justice magic for Libra season, sharing her expertise on curse reversals and divine justice using candles and herbs. We also delve into horary astrology, providing practical steps for determining outcomes of legal cases, job interviews, and more. The episode wraps up with insightful tarot readings for various zodiac signs, focusing on themes of protection, peace, and personal growth. Get ready for an episode packed with laughter, magic, and astrological wisdom!

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Can unconventional self-care practices really make a difference? Join us on this captivating episode of Half-Assed Witchery where we celebrate the start of Virgo season with a bang! From Vanessa's exciting news about her metaphysical shop possibly being crowned the best in Tucson, to the buzz around her Tattoo Tarot Thursday event, the energy is high. Micah takes a trip down memory lane, cherishing her niece's milestone of starting high school and shares her plans to clear up her schedule for more readings in 2024. We also emphasize the importance of supporting our work and staying connected through our various services.

Sleep, budgets, and steam rooms—oh my! Self-care takes center stage as Vanessa delves into her love for sleep, aided by her luxurious mattress, in managing her hyposomnia. Micah finds solace in financial planning, budgeting, and the oddly satisfying sponge-squeezing ASMR videos. We discuss the therapeutic benefits of steam rooms and therapy sessions, all while sharing a few laughs about the quirks of our self-care routines. It’s a chapter full of relatable moments and unique tips that underscore how even the simplest activities contribute to our overall well-being.

As we navigate through the cosmos, we bring you an astrological forecast for Virgo season 2024. Prepare for Mercury's transition into Virgo and the Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Pisces. We also provide tarot scopes for each zodiac sign, offering guidance and insights to help you make the most of this season. Lastly, don’t miss where you can find us online and in person for tarot readings and other services, ensuring you stay connected with us for even more updates and insights. Tune in for a magical blend of personal stories, cosmic wisdom, and practical advice!

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Could a lavish Great Gatsby-themed birthday party reveal more about our family dynamics than we anticipated? Join us as we recount the glitz, glam, and emotional weight of my mom's 55th birthday celebration at the 1899 Social Club. This milestone was particularly poignant because her siblings never reached this age, prompting reflections on life, loss, and the future. We'll also unpack the complexities of my sister's relationship with her Sudanese Muslim boyfriend, who keeps their two-year romance a secret from his family due to traditional views on arranged marriages. What does this mean for their future together?

Next, we're diving into the ever-controversial world of TikTok and cultural appropriation within spiritual practices. Remember the WitchTok craze during quarantine? It brought us eerie targeted ads and a newfound interest in bone collecting, but it also raised significant questions about privacy and tech influence. We'll dissect a particular controversy where a white TikTok creator claimed to channel the African deity Oshun, only to be corrected by a voodoo priestess. This incident opens up a broader conversation about cultural sensitivity and respect in modern spiritual practices.

Finally, we navigate the thorny topic of inclusion in traditionally closed spiritual practices like Espiritismo and Santeria. Can white people genuinely be part of these communities, especially in today's charged political climate? We'll share personal anecdotes, debate authenticity versus performativity, and offer tarot readings for Leo season. From the Empress card symbolizing abundance for Leo to the Death card signaling transformations for Pisces, we've got astrological insights that promise to guide and entertain. So sit back, relax, and get ready for a whirlwind episode filled with thought-provoking discussions and a touch of light-hearted banter.

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Ever wondered if screaming in the woods might be the therapy you didn't know you needed? Join us in the latest episode of Half-Ass Witchery as we uncover the emotional tides of Cancer season, diving into primal therapy and the therapeutic freedom of letting out a good yell where only bears can hear you. We also share a raw and candid story about a workplace affair gone wrong, emphasizing the importance of keeping personal and professional lives separate to maintain emotional and professional well-being.

Get ready to laugh and relate in "Millennial Musings and Magic Manifestations," where we navigate the ups and downs of daily life. From job hunting and moving houses to the serendipity of recurring tarot cards at a graduation party, this chapter is packed with the trials and triumphs of modern witchy life. Vanessa spills the tea on her latest tattoos, the significance of communication in relationships, and her excitement for Tucson Trades. Plus, discover the success behind our first Mystic Mingle event and our creative ideas for future gatherings, including mouth-watering stuffed marshmallows with graham cracker crumbs.

Finally, we blend spirituality and business in "Unlocking Tarot and Astrology Mastery" and "Navigating Astrology and Tarot Readings." Hear success stories of turning spiritual gifts into profitable ventures and the value of viewing money as an energy exchange. We offer practical advice on starting small, expanding your client base, and using social media to build your brand. Our discussions also touch on family dynamics, generational wealth, and the complexities of astrological compatibility, leaving you with insights and heartfelt moments that resonate long after the episode ends.

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