Alright, booze brawlers and drama chasers—today we're spilling the messy truth about hitting rock bottom and clawing your way back to fabulous. Heather and Emily, our retired party queens turned slightly sensible dames, are tossing around the dirty laundry about their own past and why hitting the lowest low was actually the pathway to becoming their best selves.

Get ready to explore the aftermath of regrettable decisions, from blackout binges to epiphany-inducing hangovers. We've got hilarious stories mixed with raw truths about addiction, recovery, and leveling up in life—because, let’s face it, no one learns from staying in their comfort zone.

Why should you listen? Ever wondered why we punish our bodies for fun and then say, "I’ll never do that again"? If you're curious about turning past shame into current game, or just want to hear how our hosts sassed sobriety into submission, this one’s for you. Pop a squat, grab a non-spiked coffee, and let’s do this.

Episode Highlights:

09:01 - Obviously, suicide is is selfish. But when you're in that position, you feel like everybody will be better off. Jonah, my child, you will be better off. I am doing nothing for you. Yeah, that was rough. That that got hard. So after that, I hung it up. And I remember about a month later, I went to a little, like, summer-ish party, and I said, I haven't had a drink in a month. I got laughed at.

11:51 - I met Jonah for the first time then, and that was it. How do you go back? How would I go back to that and look at my child and my children now and just be like, nah. I'm just gonna throw that all away. And I will never forget the feeling of the hangovers and just heart and soul and really wanting to go. And, like, God, why did I wake up again? How is that possible? I thought I was killing myself, and here I am again day after day, after day, after day. It was horrible.

14:35 - I think because of how we were raised, too, where you're throwing a temper tantrum, go sit in the corner, whatever. You will sit there and you wanna talk about it with her. Like, we're not gonna act like this. You're really a good mom and you're really good at not repeating patterns, what your parents would do with you.

Disclaimer:

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