It's time to drop our balls and celebrate the dawning of a New Year! We take a look back at the flaming dumpster of 2020 as we cry hysterically and slowly drift into an eternal night with our friends from "Behind the Hooks" plus a healthy dose of vitamin (D)ollars!

'Twas the night before COVID and...all through our house, not a Krampus was kramping, not even the Klaus. We brought all our wits and a big thinking cap, to outmatch the horse and its skeleton rap. Don't think for a second we didn't prepare for this holiday show and a necrotic mare. We shouted our raps as the creature drew near and it thankfully neighed and accepted our beer. Quite a shocking endeavor if we had to say as Mari Lwyd wandered then galloped away but we heard it exclaim before leaving our sight - a hundred dollars to all, and to all a good night!

There's been a great disturbance in the Force as if millions of videos suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. We're doing our part to bring balance to the internet as we put the hot back in hotline and out scam some holiday scammers!

Yeah, it's about the journey and not the destination - but what if the destination is space? We're rocketing into what could be a lucrative galactic adventure with some powerful and sexy beings!

We're declassifying top-secret kitchen mishaps, swapping stories, and giving you the perfect how-tos for leaving an impression on your first date!

Nothing screams terror like, well terror! That's why we're obligated to warn you of the shocking revelations ahead lest you end up just as stunned and sweaty as us! Beware the Bent-Neck Lady (and our new toy)!

We're dropping names and dropping trousers all in the name of science! Oh, and if it's alright with you we'd like to go freshen up before things get out of hand.

Accidents happen, we wouldn't be here otherwise! All aboard the conspiracy train as we answer those burning inside voice questions you so desperately crave, oh and you might wanna say a quick prayer too.