Today we talk more about Ukraine and the reactions to the attack they managed to execute over the weekend. How do you feel about it and how you should feel about it from the if you have a red hat (or two) with four capital letters on it. Palantir and how your life is about to change thanks to a weaponized Excel spreadsheet in the hands of a private corporation. Lastly mom and dad are fighting and it's tough to see whether unstoppable wealth or never ending grift will come out on top. Either way American democracy will continue to suffer so jump on in and be miserable with us.

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We discuss the operations that Ukraine was able to pull over the weekend while we rotted our brains on the couch ordering doordash and watching Survivor. Not only was it drones and strategic bomber mating season, multiple bridges in Russia succumbed to the power of gravity. Maybe not just gravity but the point is they fell. We discuss Elon's shiner and how it was one hundred percent not cause by the small hands of our future overlord X. Lastly it's Taco Tuesday in honor of fearless leader. All hail the chicken man.

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Today we talk about Elon's successes, or lack thereof, in Europe. Got some money to blow and want to be surrounded by fellow spineless bootlickers? Have we got the club that was tailor made for you. Now if you lack the money currently or if you are facing some criminal charges we got you covered as well. Today's episode we examine the amazing ROI's (return on investment) strategies of the rich and beautiful.

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Start out with the usual bangers with the Tesla ticker and Ukraine updates. We dive into the corporate world of tarrifs, boot licking and the inaugural fund (it's a keeper). Finish off (pun intended) with the Diddy trial and the cameo by Kid Cudi

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Today we tackle another slew of alligator equivalent of the news. As always, Tesla and Ukraine at the top of the show with a life hack on how rushing the Capitol can get your family paid. Hope you weren't watching those woke traitors at Sesame Street because they've been 86'ed. Lastly the Trump administration is showing their Christian side and bringing in members of the Sinaloa cartel so careful which of your brown neighbors you try to act big in front of.

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Today we're diving into the subtle art of not giving a f*** when deploying Russian representatives to war negotiations. Learn negotiation techniques from the trump's current role model.

If you didn't think that we need more jails in this country then you haven't heard about all the evil immigrants that are coming to kill you, steal your guns and replace your gas stove with an electric unit that will make you gay!

How does one greet the President of American? The same way you treat a child, give them some snacks and a coloring book. In this case the snacks come in the form of a food trailer and the coloring book are giant agreements to sell off America.

Just racking up them wins.

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It is tough to figure out what is the most riveting headline in today's world. I wish there was no breaking news every five minutes and every story more sensational than the other but what I wish for and what happens are not the same. Fearless leader is getting a plane. Carter sold a peanut farm, this guy is accepting a 400 mil plane. Why is Qatar's government trying to one up Putin's gift of a painting? Well it has something to do with Jared and not the kid touching one. Tune in and scramble your brain some more.

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100 deals in 100 days finally managed to get the first trade deal and we discuss what little is known about it. Petey's ineptitude is enough to carry over for two episodes, probably not in the right position to be this kind of useless. New Pope is an American but MAGA influencers ask the much needed question "What kind of American are you?" Spoiler alert he's apparently the wrong kind.

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