Jonathan and William discuss a great British institution: the pub. While JVS waxes lyrical about his love for a good boozer, William remains sceptical, questioning the true luxury of sticky floors and pork scratchings.The pair design their fantasy public houses - from names and decor, to what makes a great landlord, menus and drinks selections. Debating what truly makes a pub feel like home.

They also hear from a listener asking about the delicate art of approaching famous punters.

Plus, JVS shares tales from ‘pupernity' leave as he adjusts to life with the newest member of his Luxury household, Betty!

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In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan prepare for the arrival of Jonathan's puppy, with some crucial safety advice. Plus, discussion on how to executively display one's dwellings, and the two discover a very intriguing new pear.

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It's possibly Jonathan and William's least luxurious and most controversial episode yet, as the two dive into the thorny subject of punishments. The two compare their different childhood experiences of discipline.

They also hear from a listener who recalls their grandfather's subtle method of disciplining misbehaving children by chasing them with a meat cleaver.

Plus, JVS and William discuss how they'd maintain law and order if they were Luxury Home Secretaries, and William takes a look at some historical punishments.

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