Grab your bag with drawstrings and no zippers and meet us at Sunshine Academy for an all new LIVE! What are some ways you could tell that Matt was a rich kid and Pat was a poor kid? Pat's dad got mad when Matt took bottles of water from the outdoor fridge. Matt traveled to school in a limo (allegedly). Plus, a new supervillain is here and he can read and write at a way higher level than Pat. All that and central air and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your scissorhands and backstab Pat in part one of an all new LIVE! There is a new pope in town and he bleeds red, white, and blue. But is he American enough? Plus, Matt commits betrayal Pat. Pat is a guy's guy. The devil makes pea soup. This post-friendship modern exploration of something might be nonsense, but it's not a waste of 20 minutes! And it's LIVE!

Grab your big container of chopped up logs and meet us in 1885 for a new Beach Bung Block! Take a swig of wake up juice and let's talk movies. For the first time in 5.5 years, Matt speaks properly into his mic. Pat learns all about Jules Verne. Robert Zemeckis has a weird fixation with the uncanny valley. Plus, who is the barbed wire salesman? Would you stay or would you go? Mom, that salesman is on TV! All that and ZZ Tops and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your farm-to-table needles and meet us at the torture farm for an all new LIVE! Fresh off the realization that Mystic Aquarium is running a beluga whale scheme, the Boiz are concocting new animal grifts. Would a crab eat your feet? Would your blood clot if you were cut in half but had endless blood? How many times can a lizard lose its tail? Plus, big update on Fencepocolypse. Matt milks a squid. Pat has the hands of an armadillo. All that and the sleepy sewing frequency and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your soy sauce tequila with ocean lime garnish and join us on the sand carpet for the 300th episode! Through the throngs of homeless elephant protesters awaits a star-studded affair, with everyone from Doug Pitt to the flock of turkey ghosts in attendance. Pat is horny at the birth. Matt fights bag straps. Dan dumps the goop. Plus, an NFL legend gets banned from the show. Seniors are panic-stricken. A rift in space/time opens. Yuge coins, ten feet long, ten feet wide. You don't know who will drop in when we take a surreal post-modern stroll down memory lane and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your cave cheese and join us on the upper floor kingdom of post-tsunami Jamaica in an all new LIVE! The 300-episode prequel celebration is here, and the Boiz are reflecting on the eventual end of their show. Matt reads Charles Dickens. Pat gets taxed on his jet ski exports. Bobby Kookamungus sues the pod for all it’s worth, which is nothing. Plus, we is rot? What do you want? Is the world ready for an Asian pope? Modern, hip, all over the place. It’s a post-modern resuscitation examination of male friendship and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your government-issued rabbit and join us at participating retail outlets for an all new LIVE! They’re chuckling. They’re buckling. They’re doing that thing where they wing it. Slime is hot in the streets. Everybody is Sinbad. Beluga whales are insanely bald. Plus, what if Black Friday was December 23rd? Was Jesus down for eight weeks or three days? Would you blast off in a unisex bathroom? Baskets. Grass. Eggs. Chocolate. It all happens LIVE!