Catch us in the après ski lounge — where the drinks are chilled, but the drama is sizzling! On this week’s episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate head across the country to Mormon territory exploring the fascinating lives of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We’re celebrating the fifth season premiere of Bravo’s hit franchise — trying to serve our own taglines, chat about how we’re Meredith Marks and Lisa Barlow apologists, and wonder how we’d fare as Bravo housewives…

Join us as we discuss the evolution of this franchise, and how this season seems to negate any naysayers that didn’t think it would level up post-exit of last season’s villain, Monica. Will Meredith and Whitney team up together to release a bath bomb collaboration? Who will Mary M. Cosby call inbred now that Heather is Ozempic-ified? Is Bronwyn wearing a costume or couture?

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Are you an Ugly or are you a Pretty? On this week’s episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate talk about the recently released Netflix fever dream, Uglies, based on the YA series written by Scott Westerfeld. This movie has everything a preteen is looking for in a dystopian future — hoverboards, Instagram filters, and evil hot people!

Listen as we try to understand the psyche behind McG’s directing choices, the tuneless EDM bops on the soundtrack, and whether or not we’d get plastic surgery for a better tomorrow! What would you change about yourself if it meant “saving the world?” Would you let Laverne Cox give you a fierce makeover?

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Linkies:

Scathing Rotten Tomatoes Review: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/uglies

Glenn Close/Ken Doll Tweet: https://x.com/MediumSizeMeech/status/1835364862051938430

Uglies is Impressively Bad Tweet: https://x.com/modeltits/status/1834998516592034200

What’s the Street Sayin’
It's what's on the inside that counts, but unfortunately Uglies doesn't have much going on in there, either.

Just be warned…if you say it once more, there shall be chaos and hell in store! On this episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate review Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the sequel to the 1988 cult classic created by living legend, Tim Burton. In case you were wondering if this sequel could ever live up to the OG — we will certainly give you the tea!

We’re discussing WHY certain cast members may not be available for the sequel * DRAMA*, how we’d want to hitch a ride on the Soul Train, and how Tim Burton is always casting his latest squeeze in his films. See if you can stack up against Kate’s knowledge of Tim Burton cinematography, pick your own FMK partners from the franchise, and drop a line about whatever song you’d choose to up the “Day-O” ante!

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Aaaaand we’re back! Your resident Lounge Lizards have made a full recovery from Covid-19, but we’re still recovering from the terror of the newest installment in the Alien franchise, Alien: Romulus. We discuss our new obsession, Alamo Drafthouse, try to make sense of the first twenty minutes of the film, and debate how we’d fair against the Xenomorphs.

Who are you introducing an alien to? Would you rather fight an alien or a robot? Do you think you could make it past the Xenomorphs without getting attacked? We’re prepping for the inevitable proof that alien life really does exist, so we need answers!!

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These Disney princesses don’t need no man! This week on Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate needed a comfort watch — and what better choice than the OG fierce warrior princess, Mulan. We discuss how this movie impacted both of us as children, the buuuuumpin’ soundtrack, and how Shan Yu is in desperate need of a spa treatment.

We discuss honor, voice actors, the homoerotic tendencies between Mulan and Li Shang, and who our ancestors would send to help us win the war. Plot twist — Ashlynn will probably win…

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Did you take magic mushrooms in the halls of Harrenhal with Daemon? Well, after listening to this episode, you might think you have! This week on Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate discuss the entirety of the second season of House of the Dragon. Like Alys Rivers, we too predicted the future in our second episode, so we revisited some of our theories to see if they came to life over the course of the season.

With a rousing game of FMK roulette, we successfully insert ourselves into one of the most talked about series in recent history. We debate the divas, the dolls, and the drug pushers. We even visit the echo chamber of TikTok and X to see if other fans share our opinions!

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LINKIES for ur perusal:

1. Simon Strong being that diva
2. Season 2 finale tweet
3. Prince that was promised tweet
4. Season 3 airing in 2026

We fell right into their trap! This week on Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate talk about recent commercial success, Deadpool vs. Wolverine. As we attempt to untangle the Marvel Cinematic Universe, we also try to piece together exactly what about Deadpool appeals to it’s millennial audience. Comic book bros, don’t come for us!!

Ashlynn and Kate share their own superhero personas, and try to figure out if they could be a superhero duo fighting the Russian scientists who created them. We also chat about the iconic soundtrack, the plethora of cameos in the film, and whether or not we are Ryan Reynolds fans in this household…

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LINKIES to our v official articles:
1.Hollywood Reporter - Box office
2.The Soundtrack list
3.Ryan Reynolds Ryders

Ep 7 — Tootin’ for All Stars 9

The time has come for you to tune in to the next episode of Lounge Lizards! On the eve of the season finale, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 9, Ashlynn and Kate are talking alllll things Drag Race, honey. Because reviewing is WHAT?!? Fundamental!

This week’s episode celebrates all things Drag Race. Ashlynn and Kate participate in their own reading challenge, Toot or Boot some of this season’s looks, and turn out their best Snatch Game impressions! Who do we think would win in a lip sync for your life? Who is going to snatch the crown for All Stars 9? Tune in to see if our predictions are correct so we can proclaim our witchy powers!!

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TOOT OR BOOT LEWKS:

The Lewks