It’s time to read some very weird listener stories! A phantom horse haunts England’s cliffs. A dead grandma calls from her grave. A stained‑glass vase explodes with no warning. A house’s intercom squawks by itself. A DOT crew has a front row seat to a crime scene unfolding. And a silent, slate‑gray triangle UAP hovers over the Adirondacks. This episode of the podcast goes from goosebumps to jaw‑drops in minutes.

Thank you to all our wonderful listeners for writing in! <3

In this unapologetically queer and delightfully informative Pride special, Harmony and Haley dive headfirst into the weirdest (and gayest) rabbit holes imaginable. Discover the story of Dr. Evelyn Hooker, the badass psychologist who proved homosexuality wasn't a mental illness. Trace the wild, ancient, and surprisingly well-documented history of strap-ons, from carved rocks to 1960s puppeteers. And yes, we go there—Greek dildos, lesbian carabiners, and horny Neanderthals.

It’s unfiltered, it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious—and it’s a big gay celebration of queer history, weird facts, and sex-positive storytelling.

Resources:

• https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1990-06-10-tm-539-story.html

• https://lgbpsychology.org/html/hooker2.html

• https://makinggayhistory.org/podcast/episode-1-4/

• https://www.apa.org/monitor/2011/02/myth-buster

• https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn_Hooker

• https://ma-joie.com/blogs/news/origins-and-history-of-the-strapon?srsltid=AfmBOooKnI69-BTDcbYdDWZYBYr5HjO-h6_zIO-jqq9TvYtmQWThONUA

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sappho

• https://alpennia.com/blog/historic-sex-toys

• https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2762659/ancient-dildos-butt-plugs-discovered-china/

• https://georgianera.wordpress.com/tag/18th-century-dildo-and-condom/

• https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/jan/16/archaeology-sexual-revolution-bones-sex-dna-birka-lovers

• https://www.pbs.org/independentlens/content/two-spirits_map-html/

• https://www.acluohio.org/news/transgender-people-have-always-existed/

• https://www.pulseandcocktails.co.uk/the-history-of-sex-toys-uncovered/

• https://www.ellaone.co.uk/magazine/features/the-history-of-sex-toys/

• https://www.funtasia.com.au/blogs/blog/a-schlong-time-ago-history-of-the-strap-on-and-pegging?srsltid=AfmBOoquz7OntppiYiN5KJu9Og_zpAjp3LbpWA58MS0ZIGvbG40PLE1t

• https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/earth-day-travel-tips-sustainable-travel

• https://www.them.us/story/1000-year-history-strap-on

Harmony and Haley bring you the only news that actually matters: meth-smoking raccoons, shrimp conspiracies, plane chaos, and a Coke tattoo that deserves public shame. This is your biweekly dive into the wonderfully weird world we live in.

Resources:

• https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/13/europe/carlo-acutis-canonization-date-announced-intl-scli?Date=20250613&Profile=CNN,CNN+International&utm_content=1749809470&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwQ0xDSwK5LLtjbGNrArkstWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEej_jtmPmijMWI7qwog7e68P7XauGsZIiGxWHVVFaJ0wqj1TOevITW5JK9wJU_aem_Y_3MtKBvVppNE3JVh1hPRg

• https://medium.com/@hrnews1/blackrock-is-suing-unitedhealth-for-giving-too-much-care-to-patients-after-the-ceo-was-murdered-4af185038a62

• https://aviationa2z.com/index.php/2025/06/06/american-airlines-pilot-flies-wrong-787-to-italy/#google_vignette

• https://www.ladbible.com/news/animals/jonathan-marlowe-hammerhead-shark-disc-golf-340558-20250605

• https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/detroit-woman-booted-from-zoom-court-hearing-after-making-pbj-during-call

• https://en.hespress.com/113493-belgian-court-acquits-moroccan-man-of-rape-after-woman-files-complaint-over-tinder-deception-as-muscular-italian.html

• https://abcnews4.com/news/local/crustacean-controversy-shrimpers-sue-restaurants-allegedly-serving-fraudulent-shrimp-wciv-abc-news-4-local-catch-shrimping-business-mount-pleasant-charleston-south-carolina-fresh-seafood-lowcountry-boil

• https://www.kbtx.com/2025/06/10/doordash-driver-gets-lost-making-delivery-drives-onto-tarmac-chicago-ohare-international-airport/#

• https://wchstv.com/news/local/kentucky-man-cowboy-cody-accused-unleashing-raccoon-in-bar-crime-criminal-activity-cincinnati-trespassing-resisting-arrest-failure-maintain-required-insurance-calloway-county-jail-animal-bites-dangerous-behavior-wow

• https://people.com/plane-passengers-stuck-32-hour-flight-ended-back-where-it-started-11752330

• https://www.ktvu.com/news/sfo-british-airways-flight-attendant-found-dancing-naked-bathroom#

• https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/world/europe/tourists-damage-van-gogh-chair-italy-museum.html

• https://apnews.com/article/excavator-chase-police-south-carolina-3469bc3b2c51a551015e8730679c93bf#

When Weird Meets Wiser: A Crossover with Midnight Facts for Insomniacs! From starting a show in a Prius to deep dives on cults, foreskins, and Rasputin’s (maybe) preserved parts... this episode is equal parts wild, weird, and wonderful. Featuring guests Shane Rogers & Duncan MacEwan, and talking all things Darwin Awards, dead kids (oops), ghosts, flat earth, and the world’s smallest violin.