Look y'all. Our blurbs guy is tired this week. And let's be honest. No one's reading these. People don't read anymore. We don't live in a reading society. Blurbs guy wonders if there was a way to put a flashy video edited with lots of quick cuts, random movements, dangling string, and hype music to describe the episode if more people would be down here in the episode description asking questions about 'how did the gang get scammed'? 'IS my energy drink actually trying to kill me?!' 'whereforartthou fair Romeo?!' But that's nonsense. We bet you don't even read the descriptions of the podcasts you actually like, much less something you casually put on for background noise while you do the dishes, or fold the laundry, or engage in casual and ulitmately ungratifying foreplay while your mind wanders to the far reaches of existentialsim and you ask the harder, deeper questions like 'is this really all there is?'

Yes.

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Its the Morning Radio TBD Halloween special.......... six months too late.

S... seven months, too late.

Ten months?

Start over.

It's the Morning Radio, TBD Halloween special, Four Months Early!

Only it's not really. We just spend an inordinate amount of time talking about sexy vampires in modern cinema, and whether or not Colin Farrel was a better Jerry Dandridge than the colossal Chris Sarendon. Ryan has opinions. Josh does, too. Let's just focus on the fun part of this episode. VAMPIRES.

We talk about the tax bill, too. Like, a lot. And its angry. There's nothing beautiful about the conversation, but it is big. So, you know, buyer beware.

So, yeah, vampires and taxes. We tried to keep it balanced but even though when we came back we said we didn't want to do politics anymore, we're doing politics.

And vampires.

Also, to clarify in case you missed the /s, (that means "sarcasm," boomers) this is not a Halloween episode.

We'll do our Halloween episode in, I don't know, November or something. This description is chaos. So is the world. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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Pro tip, kids: if you want to make sure that steamy copy of turn-of-the-century anti-capitalist literature that's only ninety nine cents on the Kindle store isn't actually a beloved children's bedtime story about being raised by wolves in the jungle in disguise, buy books from a real bookstore, not the digital marketplace from hell.

If you're still following along after that trainwreck of a run-on sentence, Hey, Welcome to The Show!

It's time for MORNING RADIO, TBD!

This week on the program!

Josh and Ryan had a bit of a problematic connection on their cross-continental weekly shoutfest, so give 'em some grace for the pace this week. Anyway, they get back into it over AI and how it's ruining our brains. Is your brain not ruined? Good, don't use AI, it'll ruin your brain. Is your brain already ruined? Stop using AI!

AI's bad, folks. It's just bad. There's not a good use case.

Don't at us.

Anyanyway, the boys talk about some other stuff, too. I don't think Zelda came up in this episode, that's kind of a shame. Maybe next week.

Hey, leave a comment if you read any of this, if you ever read any of these, and if you're upset this one isn't as clever as the others and is just a calling out of our laxidasical audience who doesn't do the reading part.

I'm kidding, we love our audience, we don't begrudge you.

Yeah, I know laxidasical is spelled wrong, do you know how to spell it?

Did you spell check it with AI?

Sigh.

I knew it.

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Do you remember what it was like to be bored?

I mean, really, think about it for a second. When was the last time you literally had nothing to do? That you couldn't just reach for the little super-computer-in-a-pane-of-glass in your pocket and find a way to distract yourself?

When?

WHEN I ASK YOU?!

Well, this week on Morning Radio, TBD, the boys are waxing nostalgic about the good ol' days of being bored.

And the absolutely, astonishingly wonderful era of creativity that it ushered in for us when we were young.

Being bored lead to more thinking. To more freewheeling conversations among random friends. To absurdity being realized for its own sake and not for monetization or clout. Not everything had to be productive or producing. Sometimes we just wanted to be not bored. And we found ridiculous, beautiful, stupid, inspiring, cockamamie ways to fill that boredom void.

Here's an ode to being bored. And a reminicince of a time when Ryan was the antihero of a little known, but well rememebered, internet tv show known as The Orlando Show.

It's another light one on the Morning Radio this week. Have fun y'all.

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A glorious three hour salute to all video games, but mostly "The Legend of Zelda".

Only it's not three hours, its just a little under 90 minutes after the truncate silence trimmer does its job.

And it's not just The Legend of Zelda, we talk about some other video games, but, c'mon, are any of the other video games out there really that important? It's the freaking Legend of Zelda...

Josh and Ryan put away their adultish things this week and decide to walk and talk like children again. Not in the literal sense of having objectively bad grammar, a tenuous grasp on syntax and diction, and not knowing the correct meaning of words (Yeah, I'm making fun of how kids talk, at me in the comments, bro), but like in the nostalgic sense of talking about things that seem fun and feel good cause it turns out the world might be a spinning hellscape and our anxiety got the better of us.

That was a run on sentence. No one notices. No one gets this far. I could say whatever I want and you'd have no idea. You smell bad. Go take a shower. Did you read that? Then you have no clue I just took a shot at your personal hygiene.

//Shiny and chrome.

Anyway, it's a nostalgia episode. No current events, no nuttiness with politicis or DoorDash or dirt cups or nunna that stuff. I don't know, just settle in, have a listen, put on some vaporwave and pretend like its 1991 again, you've got a cold Pepsi in your hand, the feel of the carpet under your knees and the warm glow of an old television in your eyes as you delve into mystical video game worlds and wonder about what incredible things the future will hold...

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Debate me, bro. Show me what you got.

This week on MORNING RADIO, TBD...

SCANDAL!

The whole studio erupts with incoherent, nonsensical arugments about DoorDash, the music of the band Queen, and the genius of Vincent D'Onofrio's performance as the Edgar Suit in Men In Black. Seriously, EVERYONE gets into it on this one: our sound editor, the copy guy, our chief researcher: the benches literally clear so that we can all get in absolutely heated debates about the merits of these things.

Because these things matter.

These are the questions people want to ask but are too afraid to ask because they're being censored by the radical left lunatics who run the internets.

You know we don't pull punches here on MORNING RADIO TBD. If you want to hear the real story, the real truth that they don't want you to know about whether or not Guns'n'Roses is an overrated, overhyped, flash-in-the-pan, then you need to keep your earholes tuned right here. No need to wear earplugs: brain worms are just a myth perpetuated by the deep state media.

All this and MORE! On this week's SEISMIC episode of Morning Radio, TBD!

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You read that in the Palpatine voice, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? C'mon, we know our audience. If you jive with Josh and Ryan, if you find anything even remotely listenable... listenific?... listenafiability about this podcast, you read the episode name in the voice of Darth Sidious, aka Emperor Palpatine, when he gave the order to have the Jedi destroyed and their temple overrun in what is arguably one of the darkest and most poignant moments in the entire Star Wars franchise.

Anway, that said.

Everything is terrible, things are more expensive and the stock market is fake.

Wanna hear Josh's quandary about the Switch 2 and how tarrifs are going to impact his ability to acquire one? You've come to the right place?

Excited to hear Ryan's creeping nihilism wash over him in a depressive tidal wave of defeat and collapse? This is the podcast for you.

If you're still reading, maybe you're expecting a twist where we go back to Star Wars references and suddenly things brighten up?

Hm.

These aren't the droids you're looking for. You can go about your business.

Member... member when Obi-Wan said that?

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Put your seatback into its upright and locked position, raise your traytables, make your last move for the armrest, we're landing this thing, it's time for

Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

Airplanes! All kinds of airplanes talk. We'll talk about bags on airplanes. Pilots on airplanes. DEI on airplanes. Greedflation on airplanes. And all the implications of late stage capitalism on the price of an airplanes ticket on airplanes. The overuse of the plural IS intentional, don't at us, we don't care!

PLUS!

Does rereading a book make you an anxious person?! We investigate! But not too much, because that's triggering and we need to be in our safe space.

AND!

Well there isn't much else in the 'and' category because we end up spending more than an hour just talking about airplanes.

Have fun with airplanes, folks!

It's an airplanes episode!

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