Boy, what a strange ol' doctor that Benedorm Cumberbumble is. Will our two straight-laced, middle-of-the-road, average-Joe-and-Jacks be able to wrap their heads around the sheer wackiness of this magical adventure? Surely using an audio medium to describe a film which is known primarily for its visual effects won't cause them to lose their minds? Using a bunch of rhetorical questions in a description can't be played out and boring... right? And remember, learning any skill makes you a better learner overall!

Where!?!!?

All the boys are back in town, but the boys are angry boys with each other and they're gonna do a fight. One of the boys is a panther and one of the boys is a spider who can do whatever a spider can and two of the boys are women well done Marvel how inclusive. And there are also two more boys who watch the film, they are us and they are boys. And remember, there is no such thing as good taste or bad taste. Enjoy what you enjoy and allow no one to make you feel bad about it!

Why!?!?

In this week's teeny tiny episode, we watch Ant-man! Jack makes his best pitch yet, and for some reason the singing is still sticking around. Before all of that though, we address it. Don't worry, we address it. And remember, meditation is very good for you. I don’t do it, but it definitely is.

How?!?

In honour of the AI that is Ultron, I will let the original AI - predictive text - write the rest of this description. In this episode, I think it was a good idea to do it and I was thinking of you. We are you in the UK or not. It was a good night and I was thinking of you to be honest with me and you are a good person to do it and you can get it on the way to the house. And remember, if you are buying five bananas but you tell the self checkout that it’s only four, the machine doesn’t know the difference. It’s a victimless crime and you get a free banana!

What!?