This chaotic episode is unedited, full of celebration and surprises, a little wasted, and very NYC. We tell fun stories of our visits to Billie Jean King Tennis Center and lay our our visions for the rest of the tournament.

0:00 - Winner Winner, Jannik Sinner or Cheater Cheater, Pumpkin Eater?

13:47 - Will Cameron on Tennis in the Land

27:14 - US Open Preview feat. KPIs favoring Djokovic and Sabalenka

31:12 - US Open Women's Week 1 feat. Hot Take Bets and Coco Concerns

48:25 - US Open Men's Week 1 feat. Roids, Tickets Purchased, & Game Spreads Covered

0:00 - What is the event of Summer 2024? Joe A's Wedding, The Iowa State Fair, or the Summer Slam?

10:57 - Men's Hardcourt Summer feat. ATP Rankings 12-15

33:29 - Women's Hardcourt Summer feat. Money & The Midwest

0:00 - Warm Up Rally feat. Russian/Belarusian politics

11:17 - Men's Singles at 2024 Paris Olympics feat. Djoker changing everything

26:17 - Women's Singles at 2024 Paris Olympics feat. shade, tea, and disrespect of all sorts

40:28 - Men's Doubles at 2024 Paris Olympics feat. apologies to Austin Krajicek & Rajeev Ram and Farewell Andy Murray

49:41 - Women's Doubles at 2024 Paris Olympics feat. "The Pocket Rocket" Jasmine Paolini

58:03 - Mixed Doubles at 2024 Paris Olympics and back to Iga Swiatek villain narrative

0:00 - What Other Olympic Sports We're Into feat. Tasty waves in Tahiti and Fencing ferociousness

5:14 - Warm Up Rally feat. Sabalenka skips out on Team Individual Neutral Athletes, Serena Williams is the greatest athlete of the 21st Century according to ESPN, and the handy dandy underhand serve

18:48 - Olympic Tennis History feat. notable achievements from Andy Murray (2x Singles Golds) and Steffi Graff (the Golden Slam)

32:41 - Review of the Opening Ceremony (viewed by Joe H on a TV behind his head in a sushi restaurant)

44:07 - 2024 Paris Olympics Tennis Preview feat. We try to find a reliable bracket and start actually caring about Doubles

0:00:00 - Joe and I watch the Gentlemen's Singles Final Rematch and discuss the Wimbledon Men's Draw overall feat. Lorenzo Musetti, slippery grass, and Joe learning the concept of "tea" thanks to Morgan Riddle

01:01:04 - Joe and I apologize to Barbora Krejčíková /slash/ fuel her next Slam and congratulate NCAA young guns Emma Navarro and Lulu Sun

01:27:12 - At this point, tbh, we are watching Alcaraz clean up the championship and just talking about movies

01:43:33 - Wimbledon 2024 Awards (Congrats Tiafoe, Wilson, and Lorenzo Musetti)

3:17 - Wimbledon 2024 Women's Week 1 feat. Lulu Sun of New Zealand & a path clears for the Nice Point Pick

28:00 - Wimbledon 2024 Men's Week 1 feat. Farewell Andy Murray

1:02:15 - Wimbledon 2024 Women's QF & Beyond feat. Jasmine Paolini year of a lifetime and Emma Navarro match of a career (so far)

1:10:37 - Wimbledon 2024 Men's QF & Beyond feat. a Wimbledon 2023 rematch is being cooked up (I'll have that on toast please)

0:00 - Warm Up Rally feat. Paris Olympics and Federer: Twelve Final Days

11:04 - Wimbledon 2024 Men's Bracketology & Predictions

36:47 - Wimbledon 2024 Women's Bracketology & Predictions