Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin are joined by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte, who talks about his relationship with Donald Trump; former academic Professor Godfrey Matthews tells us how London has fallen; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about New York City's mayoral election primary. Meanwhile, Producer Martin sends some roving reports from Glastonbury.

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Thank you to Victoria, Gerard Speers and Cyril Sneer, all of whom signed up to support us at Patreon.com/NonCensored this week. They will now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and and bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, such as this week's interview with a billionaire who is spending his fortune in pursuit of one goal: looking like a baby.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Max Olesker, Marcus Brigstocke, Tom Mayo and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Max's award-winning cult comedy spectacular, Clash of the Comics, in which comedians like James Acaster, Aisling Bea and Rosie Jones are transformed into professional wrestlers, is coming to the Hammersmith Apollo on Oct 8th - for one night only - in aid of Comic Relief. Tickets here.

Marcus's latest tour, Vitruvian Mango, continues in the autumn. Tickets here.

Tom is part of Shoot From The Hip, who are on Patreon.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by US General Dick Terrific, who explains why America needs to go to war with Iraq - sorry, Iran; Britain's strictest headmistress Caitlin Babblinbrooke has some literally unbelievable news about what kids are being taught these days (you wouldn't know them, they go to another school); and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about Hot & Spicy weather.

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Our Patreons will also hear our interview with Jonathan Gullis, who tells us about his new job at the Centre For Social Justice. We've put the video of that up for free at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you can also sign up to receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and bonus podcasts.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Sooz Kempner, Tom Mayo and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Sooz is previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly, in places like Bristol, Farsley, Chippenham and London. Ticket details here.

Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Chancellor Rachel Reeves, who reviews her own spending review; Eshaan Akbar rates the BBC's apology for David Walliams's arm-waving; and Batman tells us how Robert Jenrick's vigilantism has inspired him to change how he tackles crime in Gotham.

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Thanks to Sarah Beart, who signed up to our Patreon this week. She will also hear our interview with Harriet's best friend Caroline, who co-hosts Harriet's other podcast, I Ghosted My Friend And Then Punched Her In The Tits. If you want to hear that, sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.