In the frontier town of Thickleg, WY, the humble farmers and ranchers rely on Seamus Greenhorn for medical assistance. The only thing is, “Doctor” Greenhorn has no idea what he’s doing, he’s just winging it when he mixes together the various strong medicines in his shop, frequently testing them on himself first. When a drunken accident causes him to injure his head, Seamus downs a potent concoction to ease his headache and discovers two things: he’s tripping balls and he can talk to animals. As this quack doctor continues to self medicate his way across the open range, he uses his new (and maybe imagined) powers to heal (and cause) a war between man and beast.

Scripts start at 45:15

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

And Jordan Wilson as Mr. Horse

As summer approaches join Laura and Nate for a trip down summer slasher lane with 1997's I Know What You Did Last Summer. In which, 4 friends accidentally and then purposefully kill someone one summer, and then the next summer are being stalked with reminders about that one time they accidentally then purposefully killed someone. YIKES.

At a national-level high school Model UN, something strange is afoot. High-profile members are dropping like flies, suddenly sick or socially destroyed, videos of their humiliation posted by a mysterious online account called The Seagull. As the weekend event unravels, a serious student known as “Luxembourg” (all the students go by their country names, it’s more fun) sets out with the rest of the members of the Model UN security council to solve the mystery of who The Seagull is and what they want. How deep does this conspiracy go?

Scripts start at 57:49

Starring

Cassie Middlemist

Mike Mazzella

Laura Petro

Hobert Thompson

Daryn Robinson

You know what they say: all good things must come to and end via catastrophe on a suspended bridge (at least until the next movie comes out!). Laura and Nate have done the possible: reached their final destination of watching all of the Final Destination movies (at least until the next movie comes out!!!!). Join these beloved friends and franchise watchers as they discuss 2011's finest franchise film: Final Destination 5 (and yes, we will see you when the next movie comes out, ok!!!)

The history of the Tinkerman family is a quintessential American success story. From humble begins, the first Tinkerman started a legacy of technological achievement that would grow into an empire. And at the heart of it all was one family heirloom that defined their relationship to their craft: The Automaton. From a clockwork wonder to a sentient machine, the evolution of this robotic companion became the duty of every Tinkerman progeny, each adding their own contribution to The Automaton, reflecting their own time period, skill, and even flaws as the years pass and times change.

Scripts start at 33:30

Starring

David Feinberg

Laura Petro

Michael Serio

Hobert Thompson

Hobert and Mike are back with another episode of Script Rippers!!! This time to craft a much craftier A Minecraft Movie. Join those rippin’ boyz for another round of punch-ups as they take a by-recipe blockbuster written by no less than 20 people and turn it into a movie that really captures the magic of doing chores so monsters don’t kill you while you sleep. Can Hobert and Mike bring the magic of playing games that A Minecraft Movie definitely wanted Jack Black to bring to the movie via song?

Jane Moon was an average high schooler with a part time job at the mall till the day the message arrived. A bizarre occurrence where every piece of technology capable of receiving a message displayed a request for help from a mysterious number. Though everyone else dismissed this as some kind of hoax, Jane Moon answered the call and soon found herself involved with a desperate mission by a rogue AI to stop an intergalactic conqueror. Years later, Jane has abandoned her perfectly average life to face off with the long-awaited evil, but when it arrives, will she be ready?

Scripts start at 39:16

Starring

David Feinberg

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

Clarke Newton

And Kelsey Blackwell as Jane Moon

As they say: "Vroom, Vroom! It's time for Nate and Laura to watch more Final Destination!" And this time it's in 3D! Remember when that was a huge thing in 2009? We sure do! Why revamp something that isn't broken? You know the deal, a teen has a vision that them and all of their friends are going to die in a horrible accident and then they all die anyway. What's not to like? This time it's at a race track! That's fun!