This week, we saddle up our emotional support raptors and take a wild ride through Jurassic World: Rebirth, the latest dino-sized installment in the franchise that just won’t go extinct. 🦖

Are the Easter eggs a clever nod to the original classic, or just a distraction from the dino-sized plot holes? Can a stacked cast save the film from some truly prehistoric acting? And most importantly, how many buckets of popcorn does Rebirth really deserve?

We break down the highs (nostalgic callbacks and glorious dinosaurs) and the lows (did the script go extinct midway through?), all while tackling the eternal question: is this one worth the theater ticket, or should you just stream it in your jammies?

Hit play, hear us roar, and find out whether Jurassic World: Rebirth deserves a place in your cinematic fossil collection.

This Week on Popcorn Paparazzi: We’re diving into Ballerina, the latest chapter in the John Wick universe! 💃 Eve is a young woman seeking revenge after witnessing her father's murder, and she's trained by the deadly Rhuska Roma to take down those responsible. But does this action-packed thriller live up to the hype, or is it a routine kill-fest? 🤔

We’ll tell you if it’s worth the watch or if you should just wait for it to stream.

👀 Warning: Listener discretion advised, this one's got sharp moves, blood, and plenty of grit.

Pack your bags and your skepticism, we're off on a globe-trotting adventure with Guy Ritchie's latest Apple TV escapade, Fountain of Youth. This week, we follow two estranged siblings (played by John Krasinski and Natalie Portman) as they dodge danger, swap one-liners, and chase immortality… all for a dying boss with questionable priorities.

Is it action? Is it comedy? Is it something else entirely? We’ve got thoughts. Plus, don’t miss our celebrity gossip, because while the Fountain of Youth might be hard to find, the drama in Tinseltown is always overflowing.

Hit play for laughs, eye rolls, and just enough shade to keep things interesting.