• The Money Pit (1986) – Where Homeownership Meets Hilarity and Total Collapse
    2025/06/08

    Get ready to watch a house collapse—and not just literally! In this episode of Rewind or Die, Adam, Jeff, and Steve dive deep into The Money Pit, the 1986 comedy where Tom Hanks and Shelley Long discover that homeownership might just be the real nightmare. From rogue bathtubs to plumbing disasters, this movie takes slapstick to a whole new level.

    Is this the movie that launched Tom Hanks into America's heart? Does Spielberg’s name really mean anything? What would a Money Pit toy line look like? We discuss all of this—and more—plus Louis pitches his latest chaotic scheme. Spoiler alert: it involves volcanoes.

    We also wonder: What role did Spielberg actually play in this house of horrors, and where does The Money Pit sit in the career trajectory of Tom Hanks?

    Highlights:

    • Tom Hanks and Shelley Long in the zaniest real estate nightmare ever
    • What The Money Pit teaches us about home renovations (and sanity)
    • Spielberg’s role in a house falling apart (seriously)
    • The unreal movie merchandise we wish existed for The Money Pit
    • Louis’s latest questionable business idea (you won’t believe it)

    Keywords: The Money Pit 1986, Tom Hanks career, Shelley Long, Spielberg, comedy breakdown, 80s movies, house disasters, home renovation comedy, Rewind or Die, movie breakdown, funny podcast, home improvement gone wrong

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    53 分
  • .The Great Outdoors: Bear-ly Surviving a 96er
    2025/06/01

    We’re going low-stakes this week with 1988’s The Great Outdoors — a movie where the biggest threat isn’t a gun, a bomb, or a Nicolas Cage freakout… it’s Dan Aykroyd in a Speedo and a bear with a receding hairline.

    Join Adam, Jeff, and Steve as they break down John Candy’s ultimate dad-meltdown vacation, discuss whether this movie even has a plot, debate the ethics of raccoons with subtitles, and pitch a Saturday morning cartoon spin-off complete with Happy Meal toys.

    Also in this episode: – Adam’s new game “Bear, Beef, or BS” – Steve passionately defends this as a timeless classic – Jeff suddenly starts referring to himself in the third person and no one knows why – A surprise reveal of next week’s movie: The Money Pit – A vague update on Louis, who may be camping, missing, or attending a seminar

    Low stakes? High laughs. It’s The Great Outdoors, Rewind or Die style.

    Follow and Subscribe: If you liked this episode, follow Rewind or Die on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen. Hit that subscribe button, leave us a five-star review, and send the show to that friend who still quotes John Candy movies like it’s a personality.

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    49 分
  • Welcome to the Rock... Now Please Justify These Expenses — Part 3 of 3
    2025/05/26

    Welcome to the final explosive part of our three-part deep dive into The Rock (1996)! In this last section, we wrap up the movie breakdown with some final thoughts on the action, the characters, and the wild chaos that defines this action classic. But we’re not just talking about Cage's freakouts and Connery's cool factor—oh no, we also unpack Dan the Money Man’s email bombshell that’s left us questioning the future of Rewind or Die.

    Is Dan really going to change everything? What does it mean for the podcast’s future? Louis reveals more about Dan's plans, and the hosts are left scrambling as the cliffhanger hits. Is the show about to undergo a major overhaul? Who knows? But for now, we’re diving into the wild world of The Rock, all the while wondering if our next sponsor will be another bear—you’ll have to listen to find out.

    • Final Thoughts on The Rock (and Why We Love It):
      • The guys share their final thoughts on The Rock as a 90s action movie classic. Is it perfect? No. But does it deliver exactly what we want from a movie with explosions, nerve gas, and Cage doing the impossible? Absolutely. We talk about what makes it so iconic—the wild performances, the over-the-top action, and the ridiculous moments we’ll never forget.
    • Dan’s Big Email and What It Means for the Future of Rewind or Die:
      • Louis finally breaks down what he’s read in Dan’s email—and the news isn’t good for the future of the show. Dan wants to make major changes to Rewind or Die, and the hosts are left scrambling to figure out exactly what these changes mean. Is Dan about to take the podcast in a completely new direction? What does that mean for the show’s chaotic energy?
      • The episode ends with a cliffhanger as we get more details about Dan’s plans, leaving everyone on the edge of their seat wondering what’s coming next.
    • The Real Plot Twist—What Happens Next?:
      • The conversation circles back to future plans for the podcast. Will they survive Dan’s changes? Or is Rewind or Die about to become something completely different?
      • The episode ends with a huge cliffhanger—is this the end of the podcast as we know it? The guys are left pondering whether the chaos of Rewind or Die will survive the upcoming overhaul.
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  • Welcome to the Rock... Now Please Justify These Expenses — Part 2 of 3
    2025/05/25

    In part two of our three-part episode on The Rock (1996), we dive deep into the movie’s plot breakdown. Strap in, because the chaos continues as we walk through every explosive moment, cage freakout, and wild twist that makes this film the ultimate '90s action classic.

    From the nerve gas on Alcatraz to the heart-stopping moments that actually make sense (well, kind of), we break down the movie’s biggest moments with a mix of humor, nostalgia, and a whole lot of “what were they thinking?” As always, we’re not holding back, diving into the ridiculousness of the plot, from Cage’s descent into madness to Connery’s effortless badassery. And, of course, we’re still reeling from the huge cliffhanger Louis dropped about Dan’s big email—is the future of Rewind or Die in jeopardy?

    Show Highlights:

    • Plot Breakdown - Alcatraz and Nerve Gas:
      • Adam, Jeff, and Steve break down the opening high stakes setup with the nerve gas being taken hostage on Alcatraz—because, obviously, that’s the only way to get the action rolling.
      • Nicolas Cage’s character, Stanley Goodspeed, gets roped into the mission and is forced to team up with Sean Connery's John Mason, a dangerous but cool former prisoner of war.
      • We discuss how the movie sets up the tension and how Cage’s freakouts add to the insanity of the mission.
    • Cage’s Freakouts and Connery’s Cool Factor:
      • The dynamic between Cage and Connery is gold, and we spend a lot of time analyzing Cage’s performance, particularly how his over-the-top freakouts are balanced by Connery’s calm, collected persona.
      • Who’s the true star of this film? Cage’s hilarious breakdowns or Connery’s swagger-filled coolness? We debate which actor owned this movie.
    • Ed Harris and the Moral Gray Area:
      • We delve into Ed Harris’s portrayal of General Hummel, the villain with a cause—he’s not your typical bad guy. We discuss how his moral gray area actually makes him more interesting than a simple villain, and how Harris adds complexity to the movie’s plot twists.
      • We discuss how Hummel’s motivations are not totally evil, which makes the action even more intense—is he really the bad guy?
    • The Plot Twists and The Big Showdown:
      • We walk through the unbelievable plot twists that take place, including the bombing of San Francisco and the final showdown on Alcatraz.
      • The team debates the logic behind some of the biggest action moments—do they make sense? Or are we just here for the explosions?
    • Cage’s Big Hero Moment and the Emotional Journey:
      • Finally, we talk about Cage’s redemption arc—from freaking out to heroically saving the day (kinda).
      • We ask, does this movie make us emotional for Cage’s character, or is it just another explosive action flick? Spoiler: We’re all on board for the emotional freakout.

    If you loved part two of this insane episode, leave us a review and let us know what you think about our blown-up plot breakdown. Don’t forget to check out the final part — we’re just getting started!

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    1 時間 13 分
  • Welcome to the Rock... Now Please Justify These Expenses — Part 1 of 3
    2025/05/24

    In this first part of our three-part episode on The Rock (1996), we dive headfirst into the high-stakes chaos of one of the greatest action films of the '90s. It’s Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, and explosions—oh, and did we mention Cage’s freakouts? We kick things off by discussing the insane action, the over-the-top villains, and how this movie fits right into the absurdly escalating world of ‘90s action.

    The stakes? Higher than ever, obviously. But we’re not just about the explosions—this episode goes off the rails as we talk about ridiculous sponsorship ideas, Dan the Money Man’s sponsorship antics, and a sneak peek into possible changescoming to the podcast. It’s a wild ride, and this is just the beginning.

    Show Highlights:

    • Intro to The Rock (1996):
      • We set the stage for this action-packed extravaganza, and Adam gets the conversation rolling by reminding everyone of the ridiculousness of ‘90s action films. Big explosions, Cage losing his mind, and Connery being the coolest guy in the room.
      • The high stakes of The Rock—the fate of the entire city hanging in the balance... all while Cage just tries to survive.
    • How High Can the Stakes Go?:
      • The guys take a detour into the ridiculous escalation of stakes in action films during the ‘90s. Every movie just kept pushing it higher—nuclear missiles, time bombs, and terrorists with giant plans.
      • The Rock fits right into this trend, but we also look at other films like Independence Day and Con Air where the stakes were just too high to fathom.
      • The ‘90s were a golden age for absurd action where no one cared if the plot made sense—they just wanted the explosions.
    • Sponsorship Shenanigans:
      • After some chaotic talk about high-stakes action, the conversation shifts to the wild world of sponsors—and things get weird.
      • Louis drops some hilarious details about the sponsors they’re lining up for the podcast, including Funky Lube, Clearview Window Cleaners, and bizarre ideas for future sponsorships like emotional support pillowsand self-care toothpaste.
      • Dan the Money Man is up to his usual antics, but the guys can’t help but laugh at how absurd their sponsorships are getting.
    • Dan's Big Email: Cliffhanger Setup
      • The team gets a surprise message from Dan about possible changes coming to the show. Major changes. What could it mean? And will these changes completely alter the Rewind or Die format?
      • Louis drops a cliffhanger at the end—could the show be about to get a major shakeup? Is Dan making moves behind the scenes to totally rework everything?

    Leave Us a Review:

    If you enjoyed part one of this explosive episode, leave us a review and help more action movie lovers find their way to Rewind or Die. And make sure you come back for Part 2 and Part 3—we’re just getting started!

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    1 時間 6 分
  • Road House (1989) – Pain Don’t Hurt, But This Town Might
    2025/05/18

    Welcome to Jasper, Missouri — where the bar fights are biblical, the monster trucks are personal, and one mulleted philosopher-warrior named Dalton is the only thing standing between total chaos and slightly organized chaos.

    In this very special episode, Adam delivers a full-blown solo deep dive into the throat-ripping, tai chi-practicing, denim-wearing masterpiece that is Road House. This is part dissertation, part fever dream, and all Swayzee.

    But first:

    • The team mourns the catastrophic tech disaster that erased their The Rock episode
    • Jeff and Steve question whether there's a secret underground bouncer union
    • Adam is 100% convinced he saw Danny Trejo at an Arby’s — and not just spiritually

    Then it’s all Road House:

    • Why Wade Garrett might be the coolest man to ever walk into a bar
    • The existential war raging inside Dalton’s soul
    • How Jeff Healey became the one-man Greek chorus of throat-based justice
    • And yes... an entire segment dedicated to the sheer power of The Swayzee Bod™

    PLUS — HOT MIC DRAMA: Stick around after the episode for a Rewind or Die cliffhanger you won’t see coming. Steve bursts in with breaking news: The funding for the podcast is being pulled. Dan the Money Man is on the warpath. Can the boys save the show?

    New episodes every Monday. Insane bonus content every Thursday. Subscribe, rate us five stars, and remember: be nice… until it’s time to not be nice.

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    1 時間 32 分
  • SPEED: POP QUIZ, HOTSHOT!
    2025/05/12

    This week, we’re cranking it up to 50 miles per hour and not looking back as we dive headfirst into 1994’s adrenaline-soaked, bus-jumping masterpiece – SPEED. Keanu Reeves whispers at bombs, Sandra Bullock becomes the world’s most stressed-out bus driver, and Dennis Hopper chews so much scenery we’re still finding pieces of it in the upholstery.

    But that’s just the beginning. In this episode, we cover:

    • The wild making-of stories behind SPEED, including how a last-second jump over a freeway gap nearly became a crash landing for the entire production.
    • The casting chaos that almost gave us Tom Cruise, Wesley Snipes, or… Tom Hanks on a bus?
    • The iconic bus jump that defied physics, logic, and common sense – and the other insane vehicle jumps in movie history that left us screaming, crying, and questioning our life choices.
    • An extended meltdown as Adam refuses to stop pitching increasingly absurd vehicle stunts while Steve and Jeff try to land this episode like a flaming bus in a parking lot.
    • A check-in with Louis, who spent the entire episode researching real-life bus jumps and Panda Express stuntsinstead of watching the movie.
    • Paige gets called out for clearly not watching SPEED and tries to bluff her way through a pop quiz with… questionable results.
    • And in a segment we will never emotionally recover from, we ask: What does Paige actually think SPEED is about?

    Plus:

    • “Speed 3: Ghost Bus,” “Speed 4: Kangaroo Court,” and “Speed 5: Mow or Die” – the sequels no one asked for but we won’t stop pitching.
    • Adam’s proposal for SPEED: The Animated Series, featuring Dennis Hopper’s ghost, a sentient bus, and a crime-fighting robot named Stop-Go.
    • The question that haunts us all: Was Keanu Reeves the real villain of SPEED?
    • And finally, the ultimate takeaway: If you see a guy named Payne with a briefcase, RUN.

    NEXT WEEK: We’re heading to Alcatraz for The Rock, where Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery will do their best to keep the chemical weapons from melting everyone’s face off. Explosions. Chemical green orbs. Connery growling “Winners go home and…” well, you know.

    FOLLOW US: Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok @rewindordiepodcast. Email us at rewindordiepodcast@gmail.com with your worst bus-related disaster stories. Leave a review, tell your friends, and remember: Don’t trust the government.

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    2 時間 51 分
  • Tombstone (1993): Gunfights, Mustaches, and the Cable TV Classic That Won the West
    2025/05/05

    This week on Rewind or Die, we face the vengeance, velvet, and Val of Tombstone (1993) — a Western that somehow features 40% coughing and still ends up being 100% cool.

    We dig into the chaos behind the scenes (ghost directors, script cuts, Kurt Russell becoming the captain now), the wild box office ride, and how Tombstone absolutely outgunned Wyatt Earp in the great gunfight of dad-approved cinema. We also mourn the complete lack of Tombstone merchandise, pitch an unhinged Saturday morning cartoon version of the film, and spiral into a candy-fueled flashback none of us were prepared for.

    IN THIS EPISODE:

    • The Rewind or Die Hall of Fame returns with full mustache honors
    • Jeff breaks down how Tombstone survived behind-the-scenes chaos
    • Steve gets personally offended by the lack of licensed merch
    • Adam pitches Tombstone Rangers, ghost Doc and all
    • A full-speed detour into Speed (1994), bus yogurt, and green ketchup trauma

    If you’ve ever shouted “SAY WHEN” at your reflection and meant it, this one’s for you.1

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    2 時間 8 分