The Maximals and Predacons race to reach a stasis pod, and Andy and Phil debate what a protoform and slag are, exactly.

And that's why you always carry rope.

Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/)

Terrorsaur gets addicted to crystal meth -- I mean, unstable energon -- and takes over the Predacons, but Phil and Andy are stuck relitigating whether or not he looks like Scott Weiland. Meanwhile, Apetimus Prime and Optimus Primal finally agree on a course of action.

Check out the boys’ 2014 PSA describing how all robots entering Philadelphia should expect to suffer the same fate as hitchBOT.

Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/)

The Maximals go apeshit trying to figure out who should take command when a mysterious object abducts Optimus. Meanwhile, Apetimus engages in contract negotiations with Andy and Phil over banana taxation, and teaches them a valuable lesson about cooking.

Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/)

As the old Maximal saying goes, "When all you have is a teleporter and a bomb, everything looks like a place you need to teleport a bomb to."

Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/)

Comedians Andy Hunter and Phil Thomas take a look at the two-part pilot of Beast Wars Transformers. Does it hold up as well now as it did when they were in high school? Featuring everyone's favorite robot ape whipping the guys into sh-APE.

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Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/).

Phil and Andy get caught in "The Web" and make too many jokes about sucking bodily fluids. Or maybe it's just the right number of jokes about sucking bodily fluids!

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Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/).