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🚨BECAUSE THIS PODCAST IS CHAOS & IT’S YOURS TOO!🚨

This week, Sort of a Pound is bringing you celebrity encounters gone horribly wrong, first-world problems that shouldn’t be problems, and a public scandal in a pub involving Hollyoaks cast members and… finger-blasting?! Yes. You read that right.

🔥 In This Episode:

🏉 Jeremy Clarkson Called Him WHAT?! – A Pounder shares his polite encounter with the Top Gear legend.

🎬 Hollyoaks Cast Running a Pub? – What started as a quiet drink ended in a shocking eviction.

🪄 The Hermione Granger Incident – Why you should never approach a celebrity by their character’s name.

🏠 First World Problems, DIY Disasters & Champagne Struggles – Amazon, council tax, and the most privileged complaints of all time.

🛠️ Unpopular Opinions & Near-Death Experiences – Because why not make things even more dramatic?

This podcast is as much yours as it is ours. Got a ridiculous celebrity story or an unpopular opinion that will divide the room? Send it in, and you might just get featured next week!

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🚨 BACK FOR MORE CHAOS? EPISODE 2 IS HERE! 🚨

Somehow, you survived Episode 1, and now we're officially in too deep. This week, we’ve got stolen boyfriends, accidental celebrity stalking, and pole dancing for free chicken. Yep, you read that right.

🔥 In This Episode:

🍗 The Nando’s That Never Was – A Pounder’s story of dating show disasters, lap dances, and betrayal!

🚗 Stalking David Beckham (…by mistake) – What do you do when you accidentally follow a football legend into a dead-end street? Ask Becca.

🎙️ First Impressions Gone Wrong – Including sanitizer-obsessed colleagues and handshake fails.

💻 The MSN Prank That Went Too Far – What happens when two kids catfish their grandma’s best friend?

🕺 Lap Dances & Pole Dancing—Have We Gone Too Far?!

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🚨 THE SORT OF A POUND PODCAST IS HERE! 🚨

Welcome to Sort of a Pound (SOAP), the podcast where anything goes, and most importantly, this isn’t just our show—it’s YOURS too! 🎙️

In our chaotic debut episode, we introduce ourselves (Shane & Louise) and give you a taste of what’s to come—hilarious oversharing, wild stories, and unexpected tangents. Think of this as a friendly pub chat that goes off the rails—fast.

🔥 In This Episode: 🧳 One Night in Poland, One Suitcase Too Many – Why did Shane pack for a month-long trip… for a one-night stay? 🩲 The Disposable Pants Incident – Louise’s unforgettable spa fail (yes, it’s exactly as bad as it sounds). 🏢 First Impressions Gone Wrong – From being warned about Shane’s sexuality (??) to questionable office encounters. 💬 The Pounders Decide! – This isn’t just our show—it’s YOURS. We want your funny, weird, and even serious stories!

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