In Episode 11 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, we’re finally giving Havaianas the roast they deserve. Sorry, not sorry—we don’t like them. They’re ugly, impractical, and wearing them to go out is the kind of decision you make when you’re 12. We’re just trying not to get canceled for flip-flop hate, but hey, it’s a risk we’re willing to take.

Then, we get deep into the late-30s millennial crisis: stuck in the club line, feeling like a fossil while everyone else is young enough to still make mistakes. Do we stay? Do we go? Spoiler: we’re already halfway through a mental breakdown, Googling "When is an appropriate time to go home?”

We also dive into TikTok drama, from our eternal love for Brianna Chickenfry (queen of chaos) to our serious disgust with the rhetoric about women’s bodies floating around these days. Like, barf—can we not?

Oh, and for science, we did a taste test of some Tanzanian alcohol, which, spoiler: is just… alcohol. Straight-up, unfiltered, "no one asked for this" alcohol. But hey, we survived, and that's what matters.

And last but not least, Simone’s irrational fear of most things, including PDA is exposed in a round of This or That. Basically, if you’re holding hands in public, you better be in a dark corner of the club or hiding in your living room—otherwise, it’s a no-go. PDA? Hard pass.

So grab a drink (hopefully not Tanzanian alcohol), buckle up, and let’s try to make it through this episode without getting dragged by the Havaianas stans. Spoiler: it’s gonna be a mess.

On Episode 10 of Super Definitely. Not Problematic, it’s a wild ride through the chaos of trial and error—like figuring out life the millennial way: one awkward misstep at a time. Simone and Hilary tackle everything from getting pulled over at a traffic stop (because who hasn’t flashed a tit at least once to distract the cop?) to navigating emotional wolf packing—because, really, what’s more millennial than bonding over shared trauma and figuring out your feelings in real time?

Meanwhile, Simone finally introduces Hilary to the Nicholas Alexander Chavez edit, and honestly, it’s the kind of cinematic masterpiece that makes you think, “Wow, this is what we’ve been reduced to after 20 years of internet memes and questionable Tumblr posts.” All of this goes down over a glass of sweet, sweet red wine—because nothing says “we’re not fully adulting yet” like pretending to be classy with a $3 bottle of wine.

Don’t miss it—this episode is basically a love letter to the chaos of being a millennial.

Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan and Simone Lee Hamilton

Welcome to Episode 9 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, where we spill the tea on wildly relatable misadventures, no filter (because why would we?). This week, we’re diving into free bleeding, beer tasting, and of course—the fuckboys next door—because let’s be real, they’re basically the honey badgers of the dating world. They don't care, and neither do we.

Grab your drink (or don’t, we’re not your mom) and get ready for a hilarious, no-holds-barred discussion on everything from credit scores (yeah, we went there) to winning Bumble, with a side of tampon talk. Oh, and of course, we're throwing in some unsolicited opinions you didn’t know you needed.

Like a honey badger, we really don’t care, but we do promise some lolz.

Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton