Shain is back from overeating in Indiana and Seth witnesses a classic Karen meltdown at 7-11, then gets too into the UFO community. Loaf or Tiss?

Seth refuses to take his shirt off under any circumstances. Shain gets double whammied in a bad way.

New boner clap in the patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen

Shain is just a single father with two dogs trying to make it work who falls in love with the local weather woman until his wife calls. Seth goes on some spiritual/physical journeys to mysterious places and around the neighborhood.

The mayors submit a patent for an app that lets you look up hot people from commercials.

Shout out to the Patreon! patreon.com/thewashedmen

The mayors have an eventful day at the St. John's parade. Seth loves The Accountant 2. New drops! Patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen

GREAT EP! Shain gets a much needed dub after Seth ignored his cries for help. Seth can't stop twitching or setting trends. Shain gets too deep into country music. A drunk man joins the party. Yelawolf forever. Hellboy$z forever. Burgers forever.

SPICY BONER CLAP ON THE PATREON (AND VIDEO!): https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen

Seth gets his pinewood derby car dreams crushed by a Clapper. Tom Hardy's new movie is so bad it breaks Shain's brain. VIDEO ERA?!?

Lifes a bag, grab it. The Mayors are tired and talk about sleep a lot. Very washed. Shelly buys a gun.

Shain has a sober-wild week in DC and Seth shows out in front of NBA scouts. Both get complimented/insulted by audience members after shows.