This week, we are turning our phones on sleep mode, putting on our noise-cancelling headphones, and entering a sensory deprivation tank of our own making. Then June and Jessica chat the price of togetherness, early dinners and early arrivals, and the thrill and suspense of a 2-liter bottle of soda.

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This week, we are coming to you with a shocking reveal and an apology regarding last week’s tech issues. Then, we unearth the origin of Jessica’s true crime fears, and we discuss the importance of sharing (good news and/or drugs) with the ones we love most.

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This week, Jessica discovers her true calling—burglary. After effortlessly breaking into a guest cottage, she and June reminisce about childhood break-ins, attic mishaps, and the time Jessica’s dad had to be firefighter-rescued from a charley horse. Then, we dive into the ethics of sneaking into an earlier flight boarding zone, the emotional rollercoaster of international travel, and one very, very expensive suitcase.

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You think you're burned out? Try harboring a secret, second family. This week, we're revisiting when June and Jessica delve into the seedy worlds of gardening, missing persons, and Jessica makes a shocking revelation about her connection to Neanderthals. Rosemary hides, but you don't have to. Be proud of who you are. You. Be. You.

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This week, against all better judgment, Jessica has procured a hamster and things are not going well. Plus, June falls victim to the Postmates system while Jessica’s dad has career advice for Jake Cornell.

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This week, June and Jessica are petitioning to bring back intercoms. Plus Jessica rents some deadstock exercise equipment from the 90s, June places an extreme order of half and half, and we discover the limitations of Jessica’s calendar system.

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This week, June and Jessica are dealing with some major changes, and not just in Jessica’s insta DM settings. We dive into the importance of trying, the ins and outs of Google classrooms, and setting boundaries with both high-fives and butts.

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This week, Jessica and June are navigating difficult times by choosing optimism (but toxic positivity can definitely gtfo). Plus we dive into the benefits of transcendental meditation, ADHD bed-making tips, and neck keys.

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