Is Google treating your local business like some generic blog instead of a money-making machine? Here’s the brutal truth: If you’re drowning your site in blog posts chasing useless informational keywords, Google will slap the wrong label on you—an "info site," not a local business. The result? Your Google Business Profile (GBP) gets buried, and local customers never find you.

This disaster usually happens when:
❌ You hire an SEO "expert" who couldn’t rank a lemonade stand.
❌ You try DIY SEO and end up blogging yourself into digital obscurity.

In this episode, we expose why most SEOs get local search all wrong—and how to fix it fast so your GBP dominates your area.

Stop wasting time ranking for traffic that never converts. Focus on local SEO that drives customers to your door.

🔥 Want real results without the fluff? Contact Green Hat Local SEO at ghls.io and let’s fix your local SEO the right way.

Let’s get one thing straight: most people have no damn clue how to do schema right. This episode is a masterclass in exposing the BS around schema markup. From lazy-ass plugin users to scammy "SEOs" who butcher it and act like they’re geniuses, we’re here to set the record straight.

We’re tearing apart the white hat myth that schema doesn’t matter—because guess what? It does. Don’t believe me? How about pages ranking #1 with zero content—just schema pulling all the weight? Yeah, we’re dropping receipts.

In this episode, we break down:
🔥 What schema actually is and how it works
🔥 Why relying on a plugin makes you lazy and wrong
🔥 The proof that schema can skyrocket your rankings when done right

Stop following bad advice and start using schema like a pro. If you’re ready to dominate, tune in now. Want the real strategies to crush your competition? Contact Green Hat Local SEO at ghls.io. Let’s get you ranking like a boss.

Tired of playing by Google’s rules and getting nowhere? This episode dives deep into the dirty little secret every “white hat” SEO guru hates to admit: real results come from knowing which rules to break. We’re exposing the myth of the so-called “ethical” SEO crowd—the holier-than-thou white hats who love preaching while their clients get crumbs.

Here’s the truth: playing safe won’t get you to the top. But breaking the right rules, the smart way? That’s where the magic happens. Learn how to harness the power of black hat SEO without getting burned. If you’re sick of running on the hamster wheel of conventional SEO advice, this episode is your permission to go rogue and win big.

Tired of shelling out cash with zero results? This episode isn't for the faint-hearted or the traditionalist. We're diving deep into Green Hat Local SEO’s ballsy promise: Pay nothing until you hit the map pack! That’s right, GHLS is throwing down the gauntlet, offering you SEO services that are free until you rank for one damn keyword in your service radius. We're tearing up the rulebook and telling Google’s guidelines to shove it.

In this no-BS episode, we'll explore how GHLS sticks it to the vanity metrics and focuses solely on what really matters – hardcore ROI. Expect aggressive tactics, ruthless strategies, and a few choice words as we break down why GHLS isn't just different, but better. Sick of the usual SEO fluff? Then this is the episode for you, designed for businesses and badasses who demand results, not promises. Buckle up, it’s going to be a wild ride!

Tune in and find out why GHLS is the only SEO crew that says, “You don't pay a dime until we get you to the finish line.” Let's get ranking, you cheap f*cks!

Alright, buckle up buttercup, 'cause we're about to drop some knowledge that'll make your competitors shit their pants. In this no-bullshit episode, "Kevin Garnett Isn't The Only KG You Should Know About," we're diving deep into the world of Knowledge Graphs (KG) and why they're the secret weapon smart businesses are using to dominate Google's latest algorithm updates.

Forget everything you think you know about SEO. While your competitors are pissing away money on useless backlinks and thin content, the real ballers are building out their Knowledge Graphs and laughing all the way to the bank.

We'll break down:

- Why traditional SEO is dead (and why you should stop wasting your fucking time on it)

- How Knowledge Graphs are the new kingmakers in Google's algorithm

- Real-world examples of businesses that crushed it by focusing on KG

- Actionable strategies to build your own badass Knowledge Graph

If you're tired of getting your ass handed to you in the SERPs and ready to start playing hardball, this episode is your wake-up call. It's time to stop being a pussy and start dominating your niche with the power of KG.

Warning: This episode contains explicit language and strategies that might make white hat SEOs cry. Listener discretion is advised.

In this episode of The Green Hat Local SEO Podcast, we're diving headfirst into the latest Google update that's got traditional SEO "experts" running for the hills. But here's the twist—businesses and GBPs that have emerged unscathed aren't relying on outdated, cookie-cutter tactics. They've invested their blood, sweat, and tears into building robust brands that Google can't ignore.

Forget the conventional crap that’s been spoon-fed to you about SEO. We're breaking down why the real winners are those who’ve gone beyond the basics and focused on brand strength. This ain't about keywords or backlinks—it's about creating a brand that commands respect and dominates the digital landscape.

Join us as we rip apart the old playbook and reveal the ruthless, battle-tested strategies that are keeping top players ahead of the curve. If you're tired of SEO fluff and want the raw truth about thriving amidst Google's relentless changes, this episode is your wake-up call. Tune in and take notes, because this is where the real shit happens.

Alright, buckle the fuck up, local SEO warriors. It's time to talk about keyword cannibalization, and we're not pulling any punches.

In this no-bullshit episode, "Cannibal The Musical! Except With SEO And No Music," we're diving headfirst into the bloody mess that is keyword cannibalization and how it's eating your local SEO alive.

You'll learn:

• What keyword cannibalization really is (hint: it's not about eating your competitors)
• Why it's royally fucking up your local search rankings
• How to use Google Search Console to hunt down these cannibalistic bastards
• Battle-tested strategies to fix this shit and dominate your local SERPs

We're not here to sing kumbaya or follow Google's pussy-footing guidelines. This is about getting your hands dirty and fixing the carnage that's holding your site back.

If you're tired of the same old SEO lullabies and want actionable, aggressive tactics that actually work, this episode is your war cry. Get ready to turn your site from prey to predator in the local SEO jungle.

Warning: This episode contains strong language and even stronger SEO tactics. Snowflakes and white-hat sympathizers, proceed at your own risk

Get ready to raise hell with this episode of Anarchy in the SERPs! Inspired by the raw energy of The Sex Pistols, we're tearing into Google's December 2024 core algorithm update like a bat out of hell. Google's A.I. has gone off the rails, and we're here to exploit every flaw.

Join us as we expose how Google's machine learning is tripping over its own wires, leaving business owners in the dust. But don't worry, we won't let you become another casualty of Google's incompetence. We're serving up a no-bullshit guide to protect your rankings and traffic, not just for this update, but for every curveball Google throws your way.

Forget about playing by the rules. We're diving into aggressive, battle-tested strategies that flip the bird to traditional SEO. Learn how to cloak your content, exploit backlink loopholes, and diversify your traffic sources to make sure Google's updates can't touch you.

This isn't about survival; it's about domination. If you're sick of watching your rankings vanish, then tune in. It's time to go on the offensive and take back control.

Subscribe now, and let's show Google what real anarchy looks like.