Aloha Listerooni,

It’s Nan here — or rather, it isn’t, because I’m currently in HAWAII 🌺 on a much-needed stress relief activity holiday 😌🍍 after working very hard recently (reading fan mail in Thailand is no joke, you know). I’ve been trying all sorts of relaxing activities like lava bathing, extreme kayaking, and zorbing down a volcano with Rod Stewart (lovely hair, bit wobbly in a Zorb) 🎤⚽️🌀.

So while I’m away “unwinding” aka spelunking, Matt and Rich are in the mobile dog-wash-turned-studio doing the hard yards 🐶🚿🎙.

In this episode:

• 🏆 We go LIVE to the World Nose Picking Championships (sooo many boogies)

• 📜 Rich reads the most relaxing poem ever (until Matt falls asleep mid stanza 😴)

• 🍑 Listener emails, bum fruit, and some absolutely excellent sponsor suggestions

Also: for everyone asking about the rice cookers — they’re sold out. Please stop mailing us your uncooked rice.

Thanks for listening and, as Rod Stewart might say mid-Zorb:

“GETMEOUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 🎶🌀

Nan 👋😎

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Hello Listerooni,

It’s Nan here again — sorry I missed this ep of the Pugcast AGAIN, but I’ve had a bit of aviation drama 🛫😱. I was on my way back from Thailand, but due to a small issue (Tour-Bot accidentally pressed all the buttons in the cockpit 🤖🙈), my plane got diverted to Hawaii 🌺. So now I’m "stranded" on a tropical island drinking coconuts and soaking up the sun 🌞🍹. It's terrible and I can't wait to get home.

Meanwhile, back in the Mobile Dog Washing trailer/LOLcast studio...

• Rich has decided he’s going to become a comic book author 🦸‍♂️📖 (as well as a pooetry star). So in this ep, he shares his extremely questionable ideas for evil supervillains. Matt gives him a little help.
• There’s also a movie preview 🎬 featuring a mysterious man who only says “Rightio”. That’s it. That’s the whole script. Hollywood is calling 🎥📞.
• PLUS:
  • 🍑 Listener sponsor suggestions
  • 😵 Silly corrections
  • 💩 And all the usual Pugcast nonsense.

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Thanks for listening and, as the silent movie star probably didn’t say:
AHOHA! 🧏🎬

Nan 👋😄

Hello Listerooni,

It's Nan here, sorry I couldn't be with you on this ep of the Pugcast. I'm in Thailand 🇹🇭 because, due to an error at the post office 📬, my fan mail 💌 was delivered to Koh Samui 🌴. So poor old me has had to take a work trip ✈️ to go and read it on a luxury island retreat 🍹 — never let it be said that I don’t work hard for this podcast! 💪

Therefore, in this episode Matt is in charge of opening our email which leads to a crime against podcasting called “ The Bum Parade”* 🍑🚶. Soz, this will NEVER happen again. We promise 🙃.

This ep’s sponsor was suggested by a disgusting listener 🤢 — it’s BUTT-er 🧈🍑🙈. Luckily it comes in unscented (phew! 😅) as well as scented (pew! 😖). Please forward all complaints to 👉 lolcast@thelisties.com 📩

Also our house 🏚️ is falling down around us, so we interview various tradies 👷 with annoyingly alliterative aliases 🔧🔨.

Last but also least, Rich attempts to perform a ballad 🎶 for the first time in his Poetry Corner 📜. What could go wrong?! 😬

Thanks for reading and, as the vampire podcaster said:

FANGS FOR LISTENING! 🧛🦷

Nan 👋😄

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