There's an avocado just for you.

Or something like that.

The avocado bathroom suite was very much "of its time" - BUT the return of this bold statement ( euphemism alert ! ) is on the cards.

We'll chat to the wonderful interior designer Nichola Haysey of Haysey Designs - she'll give you her take and has stacks of fascinating observations on interiors trends and ways to make them work.

Here's a question for you :

When someone mentions the charity Shelter, what do you think of? After this month's Charlie Says, you may just revise your opinion. There's some explosive stuff in this property podcast.

If self builds are your thing, we're behind the scenes once more at Alan's place in Grafton Regis to see how it's coming along.

There's also mortgage rate talk and best of all - duck talk!

No, you didn't imagine that - find out what one estate agent came across on a very unusual visit.

It's amazing what a funny tweet makes you do.

The one by Rugby writer Paul Williams about what it's like to try and buy a house was hilarious and we HAD to talk about it. Just how much does Simmo hate his peers using the phrase " offers in excess of..."?

Turns out it's a lot.

If it grinds your gears too, listen in and find out you've got far more in common with this property professional than you thought possible!

After causing a stir with This Morning's Home Genie Georgina Burnett, self builder Alan Bonar-Drake serves up the latest audio diary on his project behind The White Hart in Grafton Regis. Find out precisely where his build is at.

Selling Somerset certainly isn't for the faint hearted. Or celibate! Simmo's up to his knees in it again!!

We're also going to give you a measured assessment of shared ownership.

Is it is bad as it's been painted in the media over the last couple of weeks?

There's only one way to find out.

Older homeowners are doing it, but are they doing it as well as they could?

Downsizing - it can be an emotional and sensitive time and if you're going to have a property journalist run the rule over this story, you have to get the best - Marc Shoffman.

Rent rises are cooling, according to Zoopla in a BBC report and so Simmo offers a wise summary and what it means for landlords and the housing market in general.

Charlie Lamdin is on the verge of launching the BestAgent Public House Price Index - Charlie explains how it works and why it's an important move for the sector and don't forget 4th Sep is BestAgent Day.

Selling Somerset does its thing once again and this time, Simmo gets all serious.

Throw in Alan working some ladder based magic with his self build update and you have the leading property podcast.