This week Amy and Maya kick off the pod with a controversial take on everyone thinking their kids are the best. Amy came into the pod hot with big football energy. SKOL! Tennis Report: The ladies are going to the Miami Open! They discuss whether or not they will get kicked out for being too loud and how often they’ll pee their pants from laughing. Amy has some really crazy ideas about what Producer Tyler does when Maya’s out of town. Amy has a football report. Concert Report: Octoberfest concert with Amy’s mom Marsh. In a shocking turn of events, Amy reveals her hate for the song Rock Around the Clock. Maya reviews the movie Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. The ladies dive into a spooky season preview. Amy recommends the Netflix show Nobody Wants This.

Amy kicks off the ep. with some football talk. Maya is on a staycation and is totally jazzed for all the work she’s going to get done around the house. Suburban life! Next up, a Dave Grohl scandal update involving a last-minute festival cancelation. Amy is not having it. If you work at a bank and you have an affair, you still have to go to work. In sad local news, food company Schwan’s went out of business. No more hiding from the Schwan’s man. RIP Schwan’s. There’s more Chappell Roan news this week. Spoiler Alert: She’s also canceling festival appearances. Maya recaps the SNL season premiere with a guest star-studded election year cold open. Animal Report: Snapping turtles are nearly impossible to help. One snapping turtle in the road will shut down the suburbs! Also, Maya has a one-footed turkey in her neighborhood. In a total right turn, it’s revealed that Producer Tyler attended a live taping of Designing Women. In other music news, Lana Del Rey marries an alligator tour operator. The ladies can’t get over Amy’s mom’s social posts. There is a fact check on a previous story on the pod involving Amy’s mom Marsh. Amy declares she is basically a “summer rat”.

This week, we know fall is in the air because Lenny Kravitz busted out his extra-large scarf. Amy shares some aloha spirit by reliving her trip to Hawaii. She also teaches us how to pronounce the brand Hormel. Animal Report: Amy befriends a sea turtle that convinces her to quit her job, Chinese zoo pandas are actually painted dogs, and the ladies split opinions on Moo Deng. There is so much Gen X news this week. Amy and Maya can’t even believe Dave Grohl and his secret baby. The disappointment is palpable. Next up, what’s up with Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro fighting on stage? Maya has theories. In a real right turn, there’s a new Matlock and Amy reveals that her sister has always thought Kathy Bates was hot. Amy falls for Goonies 2 rumors. Amy finally watches the Sixth Sense. The gals dissect the P. Diddy controversy. Maya thinks Amy should become a private investigator. Maya is willing to work at the P.I. agency for free, but she wants a taser - producer Tyler thinks this is a bad idea. Amy has a new segment called Space Junk…Celestial Happenings. No one understands space! They’re advertising an extra moon this week. Amy doesn’t care if her car gets wrecked by a storm. Also, she’s been trying for years to get her catalytic converter stolen. Finally, in a call back to earlier in the episode, Amy’s sister calls in to confirm she thought Kathy Bates was hot this whole time.