We came, we saw, we (barely) swam.

The boys are back again—three pods in three weeks—which is officially a record and possibly a cry for help. This week, Jack and Simon wrestle with tech troubles, ring Ruby out of nowhere, and try to emotionally process Bryce Cotton’s bombshell.

Here’s what’s on the menu:

• 🎥 Lights, camera… chaos – New camera setup thanks to Camera Electronics, but only one Jack and not enough jacks. You do the math.

• 📞 Ruby (sort of) answers – She thought it was an emergency. It was. The podcast is always an emergency. Special cameo by Amelia, who instantly becomes a DASP fan favourite.

• 🏀 Josh Giddey pulls off an NBA miracle – Steals, dimes, a half-court walk-off… and commentary that deserves an Oscar.

• 🏉 Western Derby wash-up – Dockers own it, Sorong gets his fourth Glendinning, Brayshaw shanks one, and West Coast is... well, not great.

• 🧠 Jack’s Tips™ are back – If you bet your pocket money on him last week… sorry. But this week, he’s got bold calls: North over Sydney, Carlton over Collingwood, and Port for Harlow.

• 😢 Wildcats heartbreak – Bryce Cotton’s leaving. Jack’s in denial, Simon’s in conspiracy mode, and Kendrick Davis is labelled a flog. It’s fine. We’re fine.

• 🏊 Jack at the swimming carnival – Came last in every race and still showed up. That’s grit. That’s DASP.

• 🎭 Assembly antics – Paparazzi Jack in a suit, Ruben does Trump, Simon pitches a full-room interview special.

• 🗣️ Shoutouts – Big love to Room 18, the Tay’s, Finn Freytag, Mr Porteous, Miss Maul, and anyone surviving footy tipping this year.

Classic DASP: jokes, sport, and sibling ambush calls—served hot from Little Team Dev Studios.

🎙️ Listen now. Laugh lots. Maybe cry a little about Bryce.