Time Ram gets more low brow as we take David Tennant's 'School Reunion' and re-imagine it for the first Doctor, William Hartnell. That sounds like a bad idea, you say? Like that's ever stopped us! Anyway, it means that we get to press the 'don't land properly' switch on our Dodos, confuse Katarina and Kingdom, and explore Barbara's marital problem. Also: scenes happen. Controversy!

This episode, Time Ram takes Matt Smith's 'Hide' and does a Troughton on it - which may or not be a euphemism. And so the sixties crew visit haunted Caliban House which is not a happy mansion and where postmen need to really check the signs. Meanwhile, Dandy Nichols shows some unexpected talents and Innes Lloyd deals with his Donald Pleasence problem. But we really can't get Macra into this. Or can we?

Time Ram goes all Bah Humbug for Peter Capaldi's 'Last Christmas' which now stars first Doctor, William Hartnell! In the process, we scare some rams, tease out some morpho brains and finally address some long-standing companion controversy. To Santa or not to Santa, that is the question...

Daft podcast reaches 70 episodes! No, we don't know how either. To celebrate, Time Ram takes Hartnell story 'The Celestial Toymaker' and re-jigs it for the 21st century and Matt Smith. In the process we uncover some unlikely guest stars, have a spring fitted and go 'full Scottish'. It'll make sense later. Or not. Crackerjack!!

This week Time Ram take Doctor One Dozen Peter Capaldi's classic CGI-fest 'Flatline' and adapt it for Man Alive Peter Davison's era, complete with early-eighties special effects. Because of course we do. Lucky! (With digressions for Big Brother, pineapple and JNT casting policies.) Ducking and Diving with us is special guest Jon Arnold, ready to join the Brighton Line to the Top of the Shop!

Which Doctor Who episode has the daftest title? It could be Davis Tennant's 'The Unicorn and the Wasp', which in this Time Ram gets transported to the Jon Pertwee era, the lucky thing! Join us as we explore crystals, December garden parties and probic vent insecurity on the way to uncovering the inevitable hexapod murderer. It's not who you think. Wallop!

Time Ram splice the mainbrace, batten the hatches and take their sea sickness pills as we launch Christopher Eccleston's 'The Smugglers'! Join us as we spend money on pirates, vibrate some concrete and reminisce with acting legend Don Warrington. But where exactly is the gold? Don't tell 'em Pike!

In this Time Ram, Colin Baker's sixth Doctor heads off to bonnie Scotland to experience the Terror of the Zygons! How Scottish is too Scottish? Does the quote quota exist? When is a good moment to point out to someone that they have holes in them? And how do you milk a Skarasen? It's possible that none of these questions will be answered by the end of the episode!