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Jarrett has a bad week, Ryley plays a sport, and Steven talks about sports...again.

M̷̧̢͖̳͉̦̣̬̹̱̣̭̥͈͚̹̼̞̥͔͗̂̅̚͜ͅͅȧ̵̟̀͐̿̂́͒̎̂̊̈̀̈́̀̏͘̕͝ṙ̷̨̢͍̱̮̗̟̥̀̈́̓̀͘̕͝y̸̡̨̡̬̭̫̖͇̜̩̼̣̲̖̲͔̰͖͖͊̀̂̈̉̚͝ͅ ̴̩̼͉̪̱̰̻͓͖̘͙̗̥̠̊͠h̷̨̩͓͎̦̭͕̰̻͔͚͙͈̟̘̲͗̈́͌å̴̛͇̺̠̩͓͒͆͌͒̾̎̑̈̓́͌̄̕̕͝͠ḑ̶̢̢̛̦̝̫̞̣̦̬̳̬̜͙̈́̎̓̐͋̓̿͂͋̍̑̐͛̔͗̾͘͝͝ ̶̡̢̛͍̱̞͖͖̯͖͕͓̻̟̹̙̠̆͑̈̀̈́̔̿͐͛͑̾́͒̌̊͑̚͝͠ͅá̴̧̨̭̜̜̟̹̜̩͔̟̓͐̑̀̉̍͐̄͌̽̒̎͝ͅ ̴̡̲̰̖͚̖͎͇̲͉͈̳̮͍̭̺̟͕̳̘̪̉̔̈́̊̔̃̊ͅͅl̸̨̧̛̬̗̫̮̣̠̦̗͕̱̤̩̖̩̰̬͙͈̩̉̎͂̆͛͝į̶̢̢͕̤͍̞̝͓͚̩̘̝̬̥͈̭̈́̍̕͜ẗ̵̛̯̞͈̮͖̳̤̗̣̻͓̙͖̮͔̘̩̯͍̽͆̓̏̾̉͆̎́̑̈̅̑̈́͑͠t̴̨̙͖͚̣̪̘̼̘̞̤̱̬̰̱̃̈́̃̋̅̅͋͐̓̕͝l̸̯̱̝͉̳̟̦͗͛͌͂̒̚ę̴̧̨̞͉͕̱̘̽̒͆͠ ̷̧̧̨̰̹̭͈̲̬̮͉̣̱̺̎͋̀̅̏̄̀̈͊̉̒̓̔̌͊̍̒̔̾̐̅͘͘ļ̷̖͇̣̩͚͉̺̝͕̯̠̪̹͛̾́̏͑̎̀̀̒̀̔̍̐͘͜a̸̛͇̖̻̠͔̿̀̈́͐̾͐͒͑̅̂͊̽̐͜m̶̨̡̨͔̈́̔̐͒̆͑̇̈͂̈́̇̌̏̃̿͊̕b̸̡̛̮̯̒̀͗̊̃̔͋͋̑̈́̀͆͂̓̕͝,̴̛͍͈̹̺̤̻͖̺͔͎̮̣͍̜͇͔̝̋̆̇͌́̓̐̈́͋̉͌̑̈̍̐̎̉͘͘͝ ̷̡͙͈̬̟̗̻̼̲̱͚̱͖̦͚̫͛͛͋̽͒̎̈́͊̏͂̈́̈͘l̶̨̝̯͚̲͇͓̩͇̫͍̜̪̫̞͇͓̺̞̩̈͑̽̄̈́͆̎̓̌̏̓̔̈́̚į̶̛̛̠͇̜͇̞̳͓̘̠̤͕̥̻̲͕̲̲̺͎͈͋̋́́̐͗̀͊͑͐̆̈́̆̃̔̈́͐̐̚͘ͅͅt̶̖͐͒̓̈́̑̆̈́͊̓̃̀̿̈́͊́̂͛̒̕̕͠t̴̨̢̬̭̺̟̠̺͕̙̪̯̖͔̺̠̣̯̺̗͍̲̠̓̅l̴̛̩̩̪̲̪͛̃̈́͘͜͜ȩ̷̡̮͎̺̠̝̳͉̘̣̮̹̲̞̻̜̲̗͙͎̍̑̆̐̅̇̽̽͂͆͘͜͝͝ͅ ̸̡̧̛̳̱̹̭͚̘͕̙̮̖̼̟͙̞͂͂͛͛̿̓͂̚l̷̗͖̙̜̟̣͔̞̝͍̲̰͈̫̑̍̀̆̉a̸̢̡̛̜͙̙̪͕͕͖͈͈̺̖̙̬͇͕̙̣̩͛͂̋͑̀̀̀̾̉̿́͋͊̽̚͜͠m̶̛̠̯̪͚̖̠̠̠̯̤͍̱̺̘̅̀̂̀̽͗͆̓̊̎̐̒̀b̷̡̡̞͈̜̜͇̘̮̞̠̭̤̯̞̺̻̩͉̦̻̹͛̈́̉̾̀̿̌̿̋̔͂̏͋̉͌͒̒̌̀̀̚͘̚,̴̢̨̼͙̻̳͍̞̰͖͍̙͈̣̳̭̱̭͖͔̩͂͛͂͌̍̾̔̿̇͆̐̈́͒̌̈́͑̕̕ ̷̢̧̧͎̗̣͉͇͕̙̭͇̥͈̠̰̱̊̉̄͂̄́̈̂̅͊̐̽͌͐͊̀̀͘̕͠l̸͇͚̳̥̘͕̪̣̞̥͍̹̦̯͉͔̯̖̰̭̼̘͌̌͜͝i̸̢̛̪̦̿͒̓̽̍̂̒͋̀̅̾̔́̾́̆͋͂͆͊̅͘t̷̙̞̝̰̹̮͎͚͇͈̠̥̗̩̱̳̻̱͗̿̽̂̅̐̂̈́̌͛̚͘͠͝ţ̷̨̯͈͇̠͓̃̄̇̋͜l̸̛̛̠͚̓̇̀̑̀́́̅̀́̽͛͑̈́̕͝e̶̛̥̲̰̥͓̟̩͊̀͌͒̐̏͗̉̏̄͋͑̋̐́́̀̕͘͝͠ ̷̡̰̣̱͉̱̱̣̮̳̼̟͍̀̐̈́̐͘͝ĺ̶̢̧̮̘͙̠̩̭̝̖̜͓̣͍̟̤̣͎̹̬͔͓͇̃̆̎̔͠ą̴̡̪̭̮̱̺̣͕̹̻͍̤̱̥̣̮̤͔̹̠͇̒̃̓̋̅͜ṃ̴̻͋̓b̴̲̫̗̮̞͙͔̺̲̑͒́̐̈͆̈́̔̎͐͌̋͋̓͝͝ͅ,̵̖̱̩͙̥͑̈́́̂̓̿̑̒̇̈̀̀̇͘͜͝ ̶̢̛̫̗̖͓̻̦̟̱̖̳́̐̂͐͌̋͛̈́̋͗̐͋͋͌̒̆͂̔̕ͅw̸̡̲̣̹͉̹̪͉͈̬͉͎̪̱͈̺̟̦̮̲̩̅͆̎̐̊͘͜͠͝h̸̞͗̀̍͑̃͋͊̆ǒ̸̡̯̘̙̱̝͍͇͍̲̹̼͖̰̺̯̝̘̳̱́̀̃͆̔̐̔̆͒̽͘s̷̡̟̦̱͖͓̳͓̲̈́̏̄̃̽̃̈̿̌͛́͌̈͆̈́̕͘̕͜͝e̸̱̱̥͈͇̓͊͛̽̐͐̉̌̅͆̇͑͆͛̽͋̕͘ ̴͍̬͎̲͉͈̻̜̱͑̂̍̄̄̆̏͗̉̀̚͜f̵̹̱̫̻͎̺̪͉͉̤̱̈́͛́̀̓͒͗̍̀̔̌̓̾̍́̅̌́̐̉͜͜ͅų̷̳̞̥̰̲͇̰̟͇̹̫̹̩̪̦̩̼̳̜̮́̎̊̍̿̽͐̊̑̀̕̕͜͜r̶̭͙͂̋ ̸̡̧̢̥̜͓̱̯̣̞̜͈͔͔͖̩̣̟̬̼̅̎̏͛͆̐w̴̺̗̪͓͓̺̖͉̣̪̐̂̾̇͐͂́́̽̕͜͜a̵̡̨̢̫̮͇̯̣̥̻̱̗̻̦̯͙̻̘̤͌͘͜ͅs̶̨̡̨̟̣̖͉̙̩̻̙̩̤̥͚̃͒͆̇̐̓̊̈̌̒͜͝ ̵̦͈͇̮̹̇̐̐́̇͂́͗͒͑̅́̃̕w̴̨̨̧̡̬̗͇͎͍͓͓̰̖̩̮̭̟̒̅͒̈́̓̍̈́͌̌̎͌̄̀̾́͆̒̂̆̑͜ͅh̶̢̭͓̖̦̖͎̑i̶̧̲͎̼̪̙̘̳̳̭̥̫̪̠͇̔͒̒̇͛͂́͒̐̕t̵͍̝́e̵̩͍̪͕̘͔̦͙̞͉̤͍̮̹̞̥͍͉͔̘̽̉͊̅̊̉̂͋͛̔̆̈̏͠ ̷̟̯̠͇̳̩̗̗̘̿͛̂̍̂͌́̆̿̂̽̀͒̋̂̈́̈́̌͛͘̚͜͠͝á̸̖̘̥͓̥͐̊͂̉͋s̶̛̫̭̩̠͈̟͈͉̳̭̃̅̎̽̔̏̆̾͗̿̓̄͒̓̿̎͘̚͘͠͝ͅ ̵̛̪͓͎̜̗͎̜͎̟̬͖̟͉̦̜̐͂̃͂͂̂̑̉̀͗̎̚͠s̷̨͇̯̫̙̒̍̂͑͋ņ̸̭̤̰̮͉̣͗́o̷̡̧̟̹̫̰̞̖̱̯̻͉͙̥͑͋̽͊̽͊̋͂̈̌́̿͋̍͒͌̑̍́͑̾͘͝w̸͍̘͔̫̓̾̽̌͆̅͊̏.̴͕͉̱̥͔͑̿̂͂̒̀̾̂̀̂͐̿͌̂̋̕͝͝͠.̶̜̗̱̲͍̰̻̠̖͎̳̺̻̓̍͌̽̈́̐͌̎̀́̃̆͗̑̒̆͜͝͝ͅͅͅ.̸̢̟͓͈̞̹̬̺̘̒̔̑̾̇̀̊̈́̉̍̋̋̏͒̉̚͜͝͠ͅ

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Jarrett half-asses the episode, Steven talks about his playbook for College Football 25, and Jarrett and Ryley argue about Friday The 13th.

Episode is sponsored by:

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To Roach:

I just want to say a massive thank you for everything you brought to Topic Smopic. Roach, you will be sorely missed from the podcast, but your legacy will live on in the hearts of all our listeners. Here's to you, my friend, and here's to all the amazing adventures that lie ahead.

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