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What do 8 bags of Doritos, a failed blood blucoes test, guacamole, the etymology of the word Dorito, the Buffalo Bills(Go Bills), 2 hard boiled eggs, Guillermo's Testosterone levels, Guillermo's body dysmorphia, a NOT dirty bad shirt, Austin's pathetic bench press, Guillemro's soft hand/s Sean Connery, a 90's constume party, and 8 bags of Dorito's have in common?

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Spicy Sweet Dorito

Spicy Nacho Dorito

Spicy Siracha Dorito

Normal Nacho Dorito

Cool Ranch Dorito

BBQ Dorito

Hot Limon Dorito

Salsa Limon Dorito

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Mountain Dew: Tried and True – Blindfold February Begins!

Welcome to the first episode of Blindfold February! This month, we're putting our taste buds to the test—literally—by blindfolding ourselves and diving into some wild taste test tournaments. First up: Mountain Dew. We sampled eight different flavors, from gas station exclusives to grocery store staples, and put them head-to-head to determine the ultimate Dew.

We also chatted about the Oscars, including Amelia Perez, Timothée Chalamet, and all the other chaos happening in Hollywood.

Don't miss the rest of Blindfold February! Coming soon: Doritos, sushi, and who knows what else—blindfolds stay on, and the tournaments keep rolling. Tune in now! 🎙️🥤🎭

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Football sucks, the chiefs suck, it's all scripted, and refs are paid actors.

Go Birbs...

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This week, Guillermo and Austin tackle the big question: what happens if TikTok goes away? From brainstorming new ways to bring in real advertisements to sharing their thoughts on the NFL, divisional losses, and MVPs, it's a jam-packed episode of laughs and tangents. Plus, Guillermo reveals his plans to grow out his hair like Josh Allen's, leading to a heated debate about hairlines and the podcasters' surprising claim to fame: the best hair in the podcast game. Don’t miss the chaos as the duo navigates beanie battles, football fandoms, and a touch of existential dread about the future of content creation. 🎙️

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Episode Description: Bob Dylan, Rockstar Immortality, and Gas Station Secrets

It's Tournament Style, and this week, Guillermo and Austin are channeling their inner Bob Dylan for a chaotic and hilarious journey through rockstar hypotheticals, aloof attitudes, and existential musings. What age does a true rockstar live to? Would Guillermo inject himself with "biohack juice" to live forever? And what does Austin mean by "spruce and shit"? The answers may surprise you—or confuse you.

The duo also debates New Year’s resolutions, Guillermo’s suspicious gas station purchases, and the ultimate bit that required a last-minute sunglasses buy. Plus, they reflect on past podcast escapades, like Sex-tember, and ponder whether Bob Dylan’s aloofness is catching.

Don’t miss this episode of Tournament Style, where the vibes are high, the resolutions are low, and Guillermo might just be floating in the wind.

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Welcome to 2025—the year of no promises and even fewer expectations. Guillermo and Austin reflect on the disappointments of 2024 and the ongoing struggle to meet the impossibly low bar set by recent years. From doomscrolling to grappling with societal letdowns, the duo dives into topics like Trump's presidency (again), the futility of resolutions, and the existential question of whether greatness ever brings true satisfaction.

Along the way, they explore the nuances of protest naming conventions, the chaotic nature of morality, and Guillermo's upcoming trip to Washington. Plus, a quick tangent to Brownsville with too many area codes thrown into the mix.

It’s a funny, raw, and surprisingly introspective start to the new year—because if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that life doesn’t come with guarantees. Tune in to laugh, ponder, and maybe lower your expectations for 2025.

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The fan-favorite D in December is back, and this year, Zach takes the reins as our Dungeon Master! Join Guillermo and Austin as they embark on an epic (and absolutely ridiculous) journey filled with danger, laughs, and a lot of questionable decisions. Where are we headed? Nottingham? North Fouke? Honestly, no one really knows—but that’s part of the fun!

In this first installment, expect wild character introductions, chaotic dice rolls, and the kind of unhinged comedy you’ve come to love from Tournament Style. Whether you’re a seasoned D&D player or just here for the laughs, this episode will have you hooked.

👉 Follow along as the adventure begins and get ready to vote on the funniest moments, wildest moves, and most unexpected twists. New episodes dropping every week this December!

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