This week, Ian, Juan, and Johnny are back with a chaotic, hilarious catch-up and a return to their beloved Spilled Milk. Ian’s in his main character era as he steps into rehearsals for Prosperous Fools by Taylor Mac, Johnny spills all about hosting the red carpet for the opening of the Tryst Hotel in Puerto Vallarta (yes, with Julia Fox), and Juan does what he does best — gently drags us toward emotional clarity.

We get into the art of ghosting (and why you shouldn’t come crawling back just because your ex is thriving), reflect on the ex-texts that live rent-free in our brains, and offer some lovingly blunt advice to the heartbroken “love girls” out there.

It’s juicy, it’s unhinged, it’s Tres Leches.

Drink up.

This week on Tres Leches, join Johnny, Ian, and Juan as they take you on a whirlwind tour of this year’s Coachella—no desert heat required! Juan is a Coachella virgin, but Coachella veterans/mayors Johnny and Ian are ready to share all their insider tips and memorable moments. 🎡

👑 Dive into the vibrant festival vibes as the trio debates the best and worst of Coachella fashion (aging out of flower crowns???), and relive Lady Gaga’s legendary performance through their eyes.

What’s on the agenda?

🥵🫦Benson Boone sightings: Spotting stars in the VIP area.

🤬🎤The Great Whitney Houston Vocal Hypothetical: A spirited debate that had Ian and Juan in a scream-fest at Soho House. 🎤

🎫Tres Leches’ Dream Lineup: Fantasy picks for Coachella’s stage, featuring powerhouses like JLo and Gloria Estefan. Who would you add to the list?

🌟 Whether you’re a festival newbie like Juan or a seasoned pro like Johnny and Ian, this episode packs laughs, debates, and a whole lot of festival culture.

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Mark Indelicato may become the Fourth Leche. He slid right in! Strap in, milkers, because this week on Tres Leches, we’re rolling out the red carpet for a riotous chat with Mark about his 18-year reign in Hollywood, from stealing hearts as Justin Suarez on Ugly Betty to his scene-stealing role as Damien in Hacks Season 4 (which just debuted). Mark has literally been famous for longer than Katy Kerry.

What's on the Agenda?

👗 Fashion rants: NO MORE MALE STUNTS ON THE RED CARPET.

👑 Housewives hierarchy: Nene Leakes vs. Teresa Giudice vs. Kyle Richards (“She can’t take the smoke!”)

🎬 Queen Latifah’s “Last Holiday.” (That’s it. That’s the tweet)

✨Everything "HACKS"

Mark also reveals why he’d never share a Coachella house with influencers.