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In this episode of "Two Wives and a Baby," Poppy Popstein and Flaps McGee recount their recent travel adventures, beginning with their journey to the South for a well-needed vacation.

At the same time, the tumultuous travel experience at JFK airport is thoroughly chronicled, highlighting Poppy's unfortunate TSA ordeal. Flaps shares their contrasting experiences: while she enjoyed the efficiency of TSA pre-check, Poppy faced a challenge without essential identification due to her oversight. As the narrative unfolds, Poppy shares candid moments of frustration and despair as she navigates her way through chaotic security protocols—complete with a dog sniffing incident leading to consequential delays and a unique pat-down experience.

Transitioning from travel complications, the episode moves on to an exploration of their experience with house sitting for their beloved pet, Roberta. Flaps delves into the trials and tribulations of finding reliable house sitters through an app, revealing their attempts to ensure Roberta would be well cared for while they were away. The guests they hosted, a self-described nomadic couple, open up discussions around modern pet care and the intricacies of sharing one’s home with strangers. Flaps shares her hopes for positive feedback and acknowledgment from the house sitters, recounting her sentimental attachment to them and finding herself growing increasingly invested in the couple's responses.

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In this episode we're joined by a special guest, Dr. Pony, who has come all the way from an undisclosed location specifically to attend a series of children's birthday parties. We kick things off with some light banter about the festivities and how one child’s party can lead to the need for a serious hydration strategy with all those juice boxes.

As our conversation unfolds, we reminisce about a recent trip to Paris, where we share our highlights—from savoring baguettes to explorations of cultural perceptions, particularly on how we experienced the kindness of the French, contradicting the stereotype that sometimes precedes them.

Shifting gears, we delve into the hilarious saga of our beloved indoor-outdoor cat, Roberta, who went missing for three days. The emotional rollercoaster of grief, hope, and finally, the sweet reunion with Roberta is recounted in vivid detail, capturing the unwavering support from our community and the ingenious strategies employed to locate her.

The episode also touches on Poppy's recent decision to leave her corporate job, prompted by a series of tearful mornings leading to an epiphany while fantasizing about her future in an office cubicle.

In a surprise twist, we also receive unexpected fan mail that leads to a fun exchange about workplace antics and the bizarre lengths some go to for coffee cups.

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In this episode, we delve into the quirks of office life, sharing Poppy's struggles with lunchtime mouth sounds and the phenomenon of misophonia. She recounts the antics of her cubicle neighbor "Phelps," who disruptively tried to swim during lunch, and we discuss odd workplace lunches, including a food-sharing service for uneaten meals. We also reveal the surprising results of Roberta's DNA test and ponder on whether Cory Booker wore a diaper.

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In this episode our lively discussion blends humor and camaraderie as we share workplace stories and the challenges of creating a podcasting glossary. We introduce a new segment, "Let's Get Intellectual," where we define the word "chiaroscurist," emphasizing our commitment to enriching vocabulary. Additionally, we bring attention to issues of social responsibility, discussing our initiatives against local political propaganda through "vigilante activism". Our conversational journey — complete with anecdotes of office drama and musings on language — reveals the vibrant tapestry of our experiences.

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In this episode, we tackle the challenges of January amidst personal upheaval and sociopolitical chaos. Our playful musings, inspired by an inflatable Trump, serve as coping mechanisms while we share adventures involving our dramatic cat, Roberta, and ponder her lineage. We also recount a frustrating car leasing experience with a man named Lester. We conclude with a commitment to our podcasting journey, eager to share our stories and reflections on life's unpredictable beauty.

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Poppy and Flaps recover from the holiday chaos and dive into 2025. They discuss fluctuating listenership, urban frustrations with holiday tourism in New York City, and another police encounter. The discussion veers into Flaps' cringe-worthy pink jacket, which seems to draw unnecessary attention and judgement.

Recapping holiday gatherings, Poppy and Flaps emphasize the need for personal space. Interspersed throughout their conversation are moments that touch on what it means to embrace spirituality, Poppy's jaunts into various places of worship, and thoughts on societal etiquette—or the lack thereof—when it comes to respectful behavior in sacred spaces.

Flaps and Poppy also discuss the antics of Hilaria Baldwin and her seemingly cyclical identity crisis surrounding her heritage.

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Poppy shares a rather alarming encounter with the NYPD. The conversation meanders through Poppy's various run-ins with authority, painting a picture of her life filled with humorous confrontations and cerulean moments that most urban dwellers might resonate with. They whimsically dissect social taboos, juxtaposing Poppy's vaping troubles with the more serious issues of substance use observed underground. The banter seamlessly straddles the line between levity and gravity as they discuss the absurdities of policing priorities in a city where more pressing issues are often overlooked. Poppy reflects on a humorous office scandal, prompting a conversation about creative freedom in the workplace. We further gossip about high-profile celebrities through the lens of their household realities. Flaps addresses her foray into cosmetic procedures with equal parts excitement and apprehension, offering a glimpse into her thoughts on beauty standards and self-care.

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We chat with Dr. Shining Pony, a renowned scientist famous for discovering a new amoeba species in the North Pole. The lively conversation includes humorous takes on relationship terms and intimate moments with televisions and important landmarks. Dr. Pony recounts a victorious plumbing experience, enriching our exploration of friendship and shared experiences. The episode wraps up with plans for NYC events, balancing social life with personal downtime, all while celebrating life's meaningful connections.