Sweetie pie, your mental health issues are not my problem and not the world's problem. If you struggle with a "stealing" issue, then we shouldn't have to have our bags stolen at the airport because you refuse to get some help. Stop being cheap and get a therapist. Thief of the week = Sam Brinton

Let's talk independent voters, "mental health," and mourn the sad news about Ellen's old DJ, tWitch.

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OOOOOOOPPPPPP! Babe, don't come for me unless I send for you. Elijah Schaffer had much to say about me after October, and I let him run his pillsbury dough boy mouth... but I've about had it with hypocrites being the loudest mouth runners in the room. On Sunday after a wonderful dinner with one of my friends, I returned home to see Elijah continue invoking my name on Twitter. I decided to end him and his buffoonery by examining his relations with other women during his current marriage to his wife. Come better next time booboo.

Sam Brinton is still stealing people's luggage ANDDD a Virginia Tech Lawsuit

Grab a triple espresso with a pump of vanilla and BE UNCANCELLABLE

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Now that the midterms are completely over, if we want any shot at improving our performance moving forward.. We have to have an honest analysis of why things went wrong. After I blew up in October, a lot of people were left confused or with questions. Here is the behind the scenes of what went on in this campaign, and how much of a disaster it was. I also explain my frustration from pre-Octobera and how I attempted to advise until I gave up after so many lies. Now, staffers are coming out and spilling secrets of what was happening behind the scenes. Here is the story from my perspective.

Grab your FAVORITE frappuccino, and BE UNCANCELLABLE

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