Roses are red, Dying Butthole Scorpions are brown, flowers of any color, aren’t a ticket to pound town. We’re supposed to be doing No Stupid Questions, but we can’t help but talk food and VMAs.

What if Nancy Reagan stole all your ketchup? Can Michael Jackson help you fix the broken vase before mom gets home? Would you rather have Drew Barrymore kick you in the nards or join Edgar Allan Poe for whaling?

And you should too. We want, no, we dare you to. It’s the best advice for any occasion. Mailman stealing your mail? Break up with him. Dirty dishes? Break up with them. Rocky relationship? Well, that’s nuanced and we don’t know the situation so maybe try counseling, then break up.

It’s been a year since we set out on our journey to water down the already saturated market of podcasting. What have we learned so far? Bupkis. Regardless, we here at WHTPAH never pass up the opportunity to celebrate mediocrity, and have decided to do so in the audio equivalent of your family reunion’s weird potato salad. Some bites are salty, some are spicy, and occasionally there’s an M&M which has no business being present.

Would you rather sleep soundly at night or lie awake dripping in existential dread? Would you rather eat a hot dog or a used sandal? Would you rather fight a wombat to death or ride in a sled dragged by 58 crows? We answer none of these.

Try out our new fragrance: Power of the Anteater. You’ll need that musk to navigate through these fun and weird facts about celebrities that might be true, or super lies that will inevitably get us shut down.

It’s really hard for some people not to be A-holes. Regardless, it’s free content for us so join in and see if you can outjudge us. We also scratch the surface of terms synonymous with ‘Cleveland Steamer’. If you don’t know what that is, ask your grandmother, she’s wise enough.

We finally come to the conclusion that was promised would never come and meet the real hero of the series, Barky, and hear his saga of battling the Nasty Jack Black Attack. Can rock people get STDs? Look man, we’re just happy to finally move on from this.