What The Fuck Am I Doing, DATING??? In their final episode of Season 2, Esbee and Maddie go all-in on this ubiquitous subject to which nearly everyone can relate. Maddie is decidedly NOT dating since she's married (but she does have some fun stories to share from her dating era in her early 20's) while Esbee more or less IS dating and therefore ALSO has fun tales to tell. The two hosts reminisce on some of their favorite dating memories, discuss the pros and cons of apps, and generally tell fun and funny stories about their long searches for love.

What The Fuck Am I Doing with drugs and alcohol...again!? Esbee and Maddie are tackling this hot-button subject once again, exploring how their stances on drugs and alcohol have changed or stayed the same since their last discussion on the matter. Maddie discusses the shame she felt about missing alcohol during both of her pregnancies and her clarity on all those mixed emotions now, and Esbee delves more into her drinking evolution: from a teen/young adult who didn't really drink, to an adult who eventually did, all the way to a 34-year-old who is now sober. They also talk about their stance on drugs and tackle the age-old debate over whether or not the drinking age in the U.S. should be lowered to 18. It's titillating stuff!

What The Fuck Am I Doing with my sexuality? Glad you asked. Maddie is keeping things pretty straight and narrow, but Esbee is a little more all over the map. The two discuss their own unique sexualities and how they fit in (or don't) to the current culture. Plus, they explore our culture's fascination with sexuality and how we love to put people into neatly defined boxes — even though (more often than not) sexuality doesn't actually fit into a neatly defined box or underneath some clearly laid out label.