Gomez feels as though he's in a rut, doing the same things all the time. Displeased with the preplanned tour devised by Mr. Sam Harris (Frank Wilcox), two suspicious Soviet dignitaries, Ila Klarpe (Stanley Adams) and Miri Haan (Vito Scotti) want to meet a normal American family. That normal family happens to be the Addams. There, they take note of all the astonishing things they see. Mr. Harris keeps trying to tell Ila and Miri that this is not a typical family. In the end, with their view of America radically altered, they decide it's much smarter to remain friendly with such an advanced nation than not.

Fivel Fox & JohnPaul are joined by guest host Derek @darathus, and boy do we get into the weeds on EVERYTHING! A particularly naughty episode with everything from Venture Brothers, Meat Donuts, Crestwood Horror Books, The Andy Griffith Show, Aunt Skibidi, Butt Kissing, Ken Burns, Twin Peaks, to the usual Hollywood Squares, and Voyager. We have a ton of fun and lots of opinions.

Wednesday is punished for using Uncle Fester's explosives and is forbidden to play with her pet spider Homer. She decides to run away from home but goes only as far as hiding in Pugsley's bedroom so she can watch the outcome. Not knowing this, Morticia phones the police to report her missing but afterwards discovers where Wednesday really is. Sgt. Haley (Jesse White), a detective from the missing persons bureau, comes by the house. He is not thrilled when he is told Wednesday has been home the whole time. Morticia and Gomez decide to apply psychology to teach the girl a lesson, but it only makes Wednesday run away for real, soon winding up at police headquarters. Sgt. Haley calls the Addams and asks if Wednesday is home. When Morticia insists she is, Haley decides to come by the house again to check on things. He tells them that Wednesday is at the police station, not knowing that Uncle Fester had picked her up. After he sees Wednesday home, an overworked Sgt. Haley decides to leave the force.

Fivel Fox & JohnPaul also ask, "do the Addams live in Derry?" We talk about great guest stars, Brownie and Cub Scout nightmares, more Voyager, cultivating joy, Clown in a Cornfield, etc. and we have a message to our listeners.

Newlyweds Hubert and Amanda (Cynthia Pepper) Peterson move into their new home. But when they find themselves right next door to the frightening Addams estate, they straightaway want out of their one-year lease. Unfortunately for them, the owner is none other than Gomez Addams. Morticia and Gomez invite the Peterson's over to play bridge. It's not long before they are scared away. Hubert makes up a story that they can't stay in the house because his company is sending him to Hong Kong. Gomez solves their problem by buying the company. They must now grin and bear it for as long as it takes to be released (if ever).

Fivel Fox & JohnPaul also discuss cloud storage, board games, tokusatsu, the importance of Free Play, family time, Pop culture recipe books, theories on how Thing gets around, and the sexy Bridge first, bullfrog later club!