Your favorite TikTok Bubbie delivers a cosmic twist to Tax Day with a heartfelt horoscope reading for every sign of the zodiac. Weaving personal connections throughout—from an Aries son to multiple Leo husbands sharing the same birthday—these star-guided insights offer both humor and wisdom during a time typically dominated by financial stress.

"Some people might be doubting you. They just don't know any better yet," I reassure my fellow Libras, while reminding Scorpios that today's seemingly pointless busy work builds foundations for future success. Each sign receives a personalized message, complete with birthday predictions and lucky numbers for the gamblers among you.

The conversation shifts from celestial matters to healthcare adventures as I share my recent hearing test appointment and passionate advocacy for preventative medicine. Having experienced the harsh realities of measles and witnessed loved ones suffer through shingles, my philosophy remains steadfast: "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of trouble." This commitment to wellness extends to every available vaccine—from COVID to pneumonia to seasonal flu.

I close with candid reflections on taxation itself, pondering its relatively recent role in American life compared to the tax-free Gilded Age, and lamenting my 50-year drought without a tax refund as an independent contractor. Whether you're rushing to file or celebrating a refund, remember that the stars continue to guide us through even the most mundane obligations. And if nobody told you they love you today, I love you because you're you—so be yourself. Who else would you be?

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