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We can already feel the summer heat rolling in like a freight train, so we thought it was the perfect time to crack open this frosty treat from our archives - a little holiday AC for your brain, if you will.

Originally released in December of 2023, this episode is one of our funniest - filled with chaos, religious relics, Bill O'Reilly’s falafel fiasco, and more. It's an early Christmas gift to you, minus the wrapping paper.

Summer may be coming in hot, but a little holiday chaos is the perfect way to cool things down and keep your spirits high. We’ll be back next week with a new episode – in the meantime, stay frosty, stay mysterious, and stay tuned!

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This week on Zachsolved Mysteries, incompetence isn’t just a theme – it’s a through line. From real-life walk-ins to spiritual walk-outs, from third-person murder denials to to Zach somehow outsourcing his responsibilities mid-sentence, we’ve got the full spectrum.

Join us as we spiral through a suspiciously well-staged death scene in Texas (starring an aggressively incompetent man who only slips into first person when accidentally confessing to a murder), a metaphysical phenomenon that raises more questions than souls, and an anonymous trucker with divine timing and zero forwarding address.

Plus: ZSM Theatre returns with ghostly accountability hearings, post-resurrection regret, and possibly the worst police force in the multiverse. Also: Zach weaponizes his incompetence so many times we had to check if he was the walk-in.

Remember: justice may be elusive, but delusion? Limitless.



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This week, the mystery machine short-circuits in the best possible way. We chase memory gaps, muddled aliases, and missing mid-century mustaches in an episode that asks: what happens when even the backstories get confused?

Unsolved Mysteries gives us amnesia, aliases, a small-town murder, and a woman who disappears more often than she shows up—but ZSM Theatre takes it from there, plunging us deep into the metaphorical swamp (and, let’s be honest, a literal one too).

There are timelines. There are truths only your upper lips remembers. There are cold cases and even colder coleslaw.

If you’ve ever looked in the mirror and thought, “Hi, I’m… uh…,” this one’s for you.

💙 Mental Health Matters 💙

It’s okay to not be okay. If you’re struggling, you’re not alone, and help is available.

📞 U.S. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Dial 988
📞 Canada Talk Suicide Service: 1-833-456-4566
📞 Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741 (U.S. & Canada)
📞 International Resources: findahelpline.com

Please take care of yourselves, and if you need support, don’t hesitate to reach out. 💙