Be you floodborn, stormborn, or waifuborn - the signals are up and running, foils packs are ready to rip, wallets are empty, and the mics are as hot as our passion for collecting! This week on the couch we are rippin’ Lorcana packs, talkin’ Kronk’s Pregnant Wife, Colton dodges more inquiries into Zenless Zone Zero (a perfectly normal gatcha game with zero ulterior motives), and our Q of the Week hits the nostalgia bone going back to Fast Food toys! If you fancy yourself a collector (or awoogamaxxer) this one’s for you!

The ding of your notifications stirs you from your nightmares! Is it Count Orlok in your DMs or just another Couch Kids Podcast?! What if we told you… it was BOTH! That’s right, couch potatoes beware we’ve got a very special Valentine’s live action episode for you this week with none other than the heartthrob himself Count Orcoc— I mean, Orlock! Love, blood, and decrepit hog are in the air as the boys chat big on our friends at San Jose State, weather the storm of a HEADLINE HURRICANE, and Andrew’s new obsession: LORCANA! So perk up (not you Count Orlock) because you’re sure to savor this pod to the last drop!

Huh? Is that the familiar sound of a Volkswagen Jetta horn encroaching us at incredibly high speeds?! Uhh YEAH that must mean it’s another fantastic Couch Kids Monday with special guest Sammie! Whoa, while dodging debris we’ll be recovering the lost chapters of their New Years Eve Party, putting Sammie’s car key antics on trial, establishing some New Years Goals vs Resolutions, and discuss the “finer” points of American culture that our neighbors might not grasp! So if your hurtin’ plug that heart monitor in because this episode is sure to keep a pulse! (Unless you’re Ari…)